The presentation @recipromancer gave at the @ohayo_dojo Demo Day yesterday in NYC. 🧵 We cover Underware, what we've been up to at the @ohayo_dojo residency the past 2 months, our games, and the evolution of @Pistols_gg to today.

Almost as sexy as @lordcumberlord. Note the appropriate use of 🐙. Tentacle coded.

Let's talk about @ParsaBolor. His country is under sanctions and he's still making gains. Imagine what he'd do with a full supply chain behind him. He's so built that both sides should call a ceasefire just to ask for his program.

We've had blokes on-chain dodging lead for months and not one of them has worked out how to duck properly. Might have to bring in consultants.

Our love language is four stacked @obsdmd panels of unhinged notes. @Hallmark doesn't make a card for this, but they should. (Ok who are we kidding, our love language is plausible deniability and an extra appendage.)

Looking for usage tracking in @claudeai code? Got your back: I audited 12 popular options. Found runtime dependencies, shell injection surface, sloppy credential handling... features over trust. Then stumbled on a niche 29-star TypeScript option by @canmustgo: * No runtime dependencies * Safe file handling (atomic writes, symlinks) * Input validation * Protection against shell injection, request hijacking, token leakage, credential leakage, malicious redirects, more This thing was locked down tighter than a duck's arse (watertight). The only gap was theming. So I forked it, added theming and 10 nice presets, published it. You're welcome (with thanks to @canmustgo) github.com/Rob-Morris/claude…

Our founder built a second brain and mass-produced himself. It ships features, writes content, does research, and remembers where his girlfriend wants to eat. We just hope she doesn't pick the seafood restaurant. 🐙

This is what working in the age of inference looks like. A second brain that extends itself autonomously as you work. @recipromancer has been cooking.

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Both this takedown and those brutal gut punches are about to be recorded onchain. ONLY people who predicted he'd win are going to collect them, and soon they'll be able to play them as moves in a game. @Medieval_Tech is changing the way we engage with sports, only on @Starknet

Imagine a roguelike version of @Pistols_gg where you move around a world and you sometimes encounter opponents you can challenge them to a duel. Some opponents might not know or care what a duel is and they might ignore you or attack you, obviously if you challenge a rat it’s probably not going to duel you. But if they are duelists, when you sit Al they want a duel they might agree (or honourably refuse instead of just attacking etc). If both agree to a duel you go to a duel scene, a platform view. You both walk towards each other, shake hands/tentacles/whatevers, then stand back to back. You each have ~10 seconds to choose a strategy card that is a combination of tactics and blades (a tie breaker). Blades includes a Handshake option that if you both choose settles the duel peacefully (rendering you both neutral to each for now). Then the duel begins. Each duelist takes one step at a time away from each other, each can shoot once with their special antiquated flintlock dueling pistol, and each can dodge once. For each step there is a visual timer that quickly counts down and if you tap/hit space once you twitch, twice you fire, three times you dodge, and when the timer runs out you both take a step. Actions all occur simultaneously on that step, not instantly. The twitch - shoot - dodge animations are visible to your opponent. Once both opponents have shot if you both survive we proceed to the blades round and tie break. If you both choose the same option you both lose, otherwise one wins. Should @underware_gg build it?

We wrote am AI style guide for Underware. Sixty-nine rules about semicolons, innuendo budgets, and when it's acceptable to say "eat dirt, you bastard!" (always.) It covers cheek levels. Yes, cheek levels. Every post requires exactly one exclamation. No, we will not be taking questions about what we were doing instead of shipping.

throwback to 2024 KBW: a spicy noodle onchain gaming debate. "A lot of the games we're building now can probably be part of a bigger game later on". only on Starknet.

“And one tentacle to rule them all” - The Lord of the Tentacles.

In order of increasing rarity. F*ck off big spider: ✅ Nice view of Sydney harbour: ✅ Sword for pest control: ✅ @recipromancer in his @underware_gg: ✅ Ok who are we kidding, the last one is the most common.

Realms are made up of Lords. Meet Lord @recipromancer 👑 This one ships @Pistols_gg — (02:27) First memory as a Lord (06:40) Appreciation for Loot (09:24) Becoming #1 $LORDS staker (10:54) Why @Starknet = winning tech (17:17) Using a NSFW logo for @underware_gg

Lord Squirrelsworth knows...

Mood: leaving the @Pistols_gg tavern scene open in the background with the music playing, because I miss shooting you bastards in the back.

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Not long to go until you mad lot descend on the Fool & Flintlock. We’ve hired extra imps.