Retired inside centre.

Joined July 2010
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Live scenes from the parade today.

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Bring on the Xabi era.
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Someone tell Gabriel this is how a Champions League Winning Centre Back takes a penalty in a shoot out..
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The timeline right now.
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All evening. Maybe all weekend. Maybe all week.
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Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆 Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️
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London's first. London's finest. London's only.
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FUCKING COME ON!!!!
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When was the last time we made an Azpilicueta or Cahill level shrewd signing? I'm probably forgetting someone (under BlueCo).
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This is how you do things, BlueCo.
🚨🇮🇹 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | HUGE management change at Milan after they failed to qualify for the Champions League! 🤯 ❌ CEO Giorgio Furlani to LEAVE ❌ Head of Scouting Geoffrey Moncada to LEAVE ❌ Manager Max Allegri to LEAVE ❌ Sporting director Igli Tare to LEAVE - @DiMarzio
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BlueCo spent ~£1.5bn convinced they were weaving a masterpiece of modern football strategy. Yet, as the identity of Chelsea fades and these staggeringly expensive players look utterly incoherent on the pitch, it becomes increasingly obvious that the emperor has no clothes.
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6 Dec 2011
Two idiots have stopped play by running on the pitch. #CFC(SL)
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Would rather McFarlane bring himself on tbh. Delap wonder goal incoming.
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Hilariously bad.
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Get him on the board. Immediately. The last of a dying breed.
Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…
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Anyway, here's to Pep for his 10 year run as a Haters MVP. A full decade of an almost perfect run of stopping teams I don't like from winning things. Here's hoping he has one last time in him.
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Delap.

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🚨 Xabi Alonso will have a say on ALL transfers in and out. (@kierangill_DM) #CFC
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Xabi Alonso is a winner, first and foremost. It's a shame it has taken BlueCo 4 years to figure out that crucial component of Chelsea's DNA. It doesn't look like the Chuckle Brothers are going anywhere, so hopefully whatever we do this summer improves the coherence of the squad.
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Fully behind the Alonso appointment. Just give him the bloody tools to actually do the job properly.
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When BlueCo appoint Xabi Alonso next week.
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