Astronaut Scott Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit aboard the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on.
Soros soros soros witch-hunt witch-hunt witch-hunt woke woke woke woke woke trans agenda outrageous radical left commie Marxist socialism... did I miss anything?
Is trump just on a constant need for a dopamine kick? Like, I can't understand how he lies and lies with irrefutable proof of shenanigans. Dude needs some Adderall. Oh... wait...🥴
I'll never be silent in the face of animal abuse. That's why I'm calling on @AldiUSA to require its suppliers to end cruel gestation crates!
Despite its #vegan products, it won't commit to ending this cruelty in its supply chain. RT if you're with me!
cratefreeusa.org/aldi/
How the fuck did Abbott defeat @BetoORourke ?!?! I'm from WA but... wtaf?! GROSS GROSS GROSS. SHAME ON TEXAS. enjoy your handmaid's tale. fucking awful. beto would have been amazing for some sense of normalcy. not your right-wing dipshits.
I was at Spirit Halloween today, and they had costume police badges. I thought about Herschel Walker. He must've hit Spirit just as they opened, because I got the last one.
I'd just to wish a good morning to all the Federal agents executing search warrants right now.
Hope the coffee is hot and delicious, the evidence plentiful! 😈⚖️