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Jun 13
Can anyone look at a map of Nevada and not see this fuckass county staring back at them?
And it’s literally called “Nye.”
Jun 13
I'm a little scared to post, cause of how controversial this is but here's my County predictions for NV Gov
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Jun 13
Watching Air Force One and it's ridiculous this woman doesn't know that's Gary Oldman. So unbelievable.
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Jun 13
clickbait: "hEaRt-StOpPiNg MoMeNt"
me: absolutely cuddling with the friendly black bear
Jun 13
Watch the heart-stopping moment a black bear approaches a group of hikers in Chipinque Ecological Park, San Pedro, Mexico, while they manage to stay calm.
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Jun 13
Nature is healing.
Jun 10
They’re doing FBI raids on Pro-Palestine protesters all over my area this morning
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Jun 13
COREANO, HERMANO, YA ERES MEXICANO
God I love this
South Korean fans weren’t allowed to take their bottle of tequila beyond the first checkpoint going into the stadium, so they necked the lot of it alongside Mexicans who were there to watch the game.
That’s the World Cup spirit we all know and love. 😂❤️
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Jun 12
Egypt also borders Gaza. Egypt also blockades Gaza. Egypt built a wall and flooded the tunnels. Nobody protests outside Egyptian embassies. Curious.
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Jun 12
The Koreans in Mexico are going to invent binge drinking methods that will advance the craft by decades in mere weeks
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Jun 13
A world that remembers starving armies may yet be pacified by American abundance: free chips, salsa, and the quiet all-encompassing power of a nation that can afford to give food away.
Jun 12
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Jun 12
the first time i watched this i was laughing so hard i was crying
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Jun 12
NEWSFLASH: 19 year old Tucker cat lays nexts to me, meows when I give him belly plaps.
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Jun 11
. @nobodyknows2322 you gone monastery shopping yet?
Jun 11
Not that anyone listens to me, or that he had any crossover appeal anyway (or even needs it), but girls making fun of Graham Platner's small dick is probably not going to help him win aggrieved white men.
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If Gaza right now is the most documented genocide why did South Africa just extend the ICJ case until 2029? How come this war has a 97% pre war population survival rate, not including the 90,000 births since, and a militant to civilian death ratio of 1:1.5 including human shields
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Jun 11
Finally watching this and it's so unbelievable.
They're really trying to convince me that this alien lands in the forest and all these truck-driving hillbillies didn't just shoot it as they saw it running away.
Jun 11
E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL was released 44 years ago today.
E.T.’s voice came primarily from Pat Welsh, a woman whose cigarette-worn voice caught sound designer Ben Burtt’s attention. She was paid just $380 for 9.5 hours of recording.
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Fear of having my investment property stolen by Yogi Bear
What’s stopping you from buying this Class A 180,000 square foot office building in Newark OH for only $8,500,000?
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Jun 10
This is literally how OpenAI processes data and it was exposed to me randomly
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Every parent needs a moment alone, and this hamster is no exception
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