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Occasionally, I play games and talk about stuff. Arguably, more of a film buff than a gamer. Mostly, I just sleep.

Joined October 2019
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D@uthestoryteller
2 Jul 2025
Haven't been playing many new video games or anything, but I'm thinking about getting Anger Foot (since it's now on PlayStation). Worth it?
100% Yes
0% No
3 votes β€’ Final results
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Jett 🜲
@iky_fwjett
Mar 7
ngl i thought vampires sucked blood through their pointy teeth. like teeth straws. i’m an idiot
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Yup. Not surprised... Chalamet has always bothered me. He is a good actor, yes. But, sometimes, you need to be a bit more than that. I hate his arrogance.
Seth Abramovitch@SethAbramovitch
Mar 5
Ok I did not hear this. This sucks
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Mo
@fruitpibble
Feb 18
imagine we watch movies together and then rate them on LetterBoxd at the same time and then we kiss
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@filthtofilth
Feb 17
mukbang video but it's just me smoking an entire pack of cigarettes
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Frog@RealLifeFrog
Feb 17
Ribbit
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chicken
@chickenincrisis
Feb 17
clearly u hate english class too
male cow@M0213B411
Feb 17
i fuking hate chikins
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A girlfriend
nefarious aquarius@emostud120
Feb 16
Whats the term for when someone wants you to make all the decisions but is also very particular and dislikes most of the decisions you make 😭
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Neet
@neet_sol
Feb 17
Instead of calling in sick, you should start calling in healthy. β€œI'm not coming in today. I feel really good and I don't want to waste it on work”
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Spinosaurus@Sornaman2001
Feb 17
Go on a diet fatass.
T-Rex
@dinoincrisis
Feb 17
good morning all!! except we-know-who
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people think losing weight and getting fit requires macros and dieting and science when really all you need is to deeply hate who you are and work out accordingly
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cow
@cowincrisis
Feb 17
grass was mid today
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RT @josbjohnson: you wake up and reach for your phone before your eyes focus. scroll through a hundred thoughts that aren’t yours until you…
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as a seattle seahawks fan since february 2026 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me
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Jay Alto
@theJayAlto
Feb 5
you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world
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Mads
@europemaxxed
Feb 6
"I don't really get jealous" Also me when I see the homeless man drinking at 8am as I drive to work:
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my mom finally bestowed upon me her Marlboro rewards program duffle bag from the 90s
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Fenne
@fennelyguy
Jan 31
With the month coming to an end, here is my trophy recap from January 2026. The year is off to a good start. I achieved 15 Plats: πŸ†Skate Story πŸ†Yooka-Replaylee πŸ†2x Tetris Forever (no autopop, did both stacks) πŸ†Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice πŸ†2x Snooker Blitz (2x autopop from mobile) πŸ†Rematch πŸ†Fueled Up πŸ†Epic Mickey: Rebrushed πŸ†NFS Unbound πŸ†I Hate This Place πŸ†Code Violet πŸ†Ultimate Sheep Raccoon πŸ†2XKO Which games did you finish in January ? #PS4 #PS5 #PSPlus #Trophyhunter
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blue
@bluewmist
Jan 31
Unpopular opinion: I don't think your life has to have a purpose, or you a grand ambition; I think it's okay to just wander through life finding interesting things until you die
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aunty dolapoπŸ’‹
@dolapospov
Jan 30
we have finally come to the end of january after 3 years
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x__x@bpdsins
Jan 30
all roads lead back to a cigarette
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