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One trader at @PolymarketSport before the match put $1 million on Spain to beat Cape Verde in their 2026 World Cup debut on Monday. The game ended in a 0-0 draw ❌ 😱
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ESPN on ABC showed off a One Shining Moment-esque NHL montage (to "Baba O'Riley") to close out the Stanley Cup Final coverage. 🏒📺🎥🎙️ #StanleyCup #NHL
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Not even the best PR campaign ever by the NBA can make 29/30 fanbases like Victor Wembanyama after these playoffs. Good luck making him the new face of the NBA after this laundry list of embarrassing antics: • “Hard fouls, hard fouls” • Elbows Naz Reid in the throat • Tries taking out Anunoby’s ACL • Intentionally lands in Brunson’s landing zone (watch his eyes) • Throws Brunson by his neck and then laughs • Yanks Lou Dort by the hair • Elbows Hartenstein in the face • Levels Caruso w/ his shoulder • Bumps OKC players heading to bench during timeouts • Skips media presser after losing game 5 vs. OKC • Doesn’t shake hands after losing to Knicks on his home floor • Gets Knicks fan kicked out of hotel for wishing him good luck The media, who he hates, will continue to carry water for him but the jig is up & the basketball world knows he isn’t this chess loving, monk befriending, ethical basketball messiah… He’s an abnormally tall guy who can play like a kid playing on their skillz mini hoop.
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As someone who used to surf when I was younger... I assure you that the beach that has nude sunbathing is not what you are looking for... no one at these beaches should be nude. Blacks beach in Cali was nightmare fuel for years.
Ever heard of Gunnison Beach in Jersey? It is apparently the only legal public nude beach in New Jersey & located at the northern tip of the state in Sandy Hook Sitting on federal parkland, it is completely exempt from state/local laws regulating public nudity. Spanning roughly one mile, it stands as the largest clothing-optional beach on the entire East Coast
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Victim Wembanyama
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Sportsmanship!
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Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named. The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river. The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn. Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound. "Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever. It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin. "Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet. In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair. And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge. You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain. The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste. I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind. Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again. "Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up. Discipline is a journey.
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Interview with Elon Musk from 2012: " My proceeds from PayPal after tax were about $180M, $100M of that went into SpaceX, $70M into Tesla, and $10M into SolarCity and I literally had to borrow money for rent."

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KAT picks up his 4th foul seconds into the 2nd half A flagrant that would’ve resulted in a Wemby suspension is missed Harper pokes Bridges in the eye and it’s missed Once you start to pay attention to what Tim Donaghy is talking about, you can’t unsee it
Tim Donaghy tells you how NBA playoff officiating works to keep a series going
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2016 NCAA Champions. 2026 NBA Champions.
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There is no greater tradition than the Spurs challenging a Wemby foul to make it a KAT foul.
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This was called a flagrant on Mitchell Robinson

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Refs with another "Extend the Series" foul to get KAT out of the game 😭
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Can we stop this idiot from challenging pitches
Jazz Chisholm Jr. very confidently wastes a challenge
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The NBA needs to adopt this. The Paraguay player flopped and the ref reviewed it and gave him a yellow card. Soccer has it figured out 🤝

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Democrats Criticize Trump For Holding MMA Match On The Hallowed Ground Where Biden Hosted Topless Trannies
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"Keir Starmer's a wanker" rings out in Tampa Bay, Florida as England fans hit the USA for the world cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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That’s a massive ass marlin👀👀
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When the Senate Majority leader tells you he hasn’t seen the bill to stop giving the Taliban $40 million per week that’s been in his possession for 11 months it’s time to investigate. @LeaderJohnThune is in fact compromised
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PK would like to remind everyone that Only You Can Prevent Forrest Fires…Only You..
PK Subban Game 5 fit
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