Sports/biz lawyer. Adjunct, UOregon SPM. Yale, Nike, MLB alum. Borrowed Brooks Robinson's uniform for Halloween 1975. Jane Austenite. I contain multitudes.
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28 May 2020
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I heard on the news that George Floyd was suspected of trying to pass a counterfeit $20 at a convenient store.
About three years ago the staff at Victor's Cafe in Manhattan stopped me on my way out of the restaurant and accused me of passing a counterfeit $100. /1
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it's the 100th day of shoes on my free Substack, Shoes of the Day. Today we're considering a pair of Nikes that helped change my life.
shoesoftheday.substack.com/p…
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If I ever have only one minute to live, I hope they time it on my washing machine.
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NotoriousSJV (she/her) retweeted
Jan 23
Downtown Minneapolis right now.
It’s -10° and the streets are on FIRE🔥.
When people march in this cold, it’s not a protest.
It’s a message.
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15 Dec 2025
This was so beautiful
Never seen a hand-off on a pick-6 this smooth
BALvsCIN on CBS/Paramount
watch.nfl.com
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NotoriousSJV (she/her) retweeted
2 Dec 2025
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10
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NotoriousSJV (she/her) retweeted
6 Nov 2025
Can't top this one I got in a text
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NotoriousSJV (she/her) retweeted
30 Sep 2025
I guess the Commander in Chief needs to go!
Hegseth says it’s not a good look for our military to have overweight people commanding it
Hegseth: It is tiring to look out and see fat troops, likewise unexpected to see fat generals leading command, it is a bad look. Bad and not who we are.
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NotoriousSJV (she/her) retweeted
24 Sep 2025
🚨 BBC just dropped the diplomatic equivalent of a slap in the face: dissecting Trump’s entire unhinged UN rant line by line.
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NotoriousSJV (she/her) retweeted
26 Sep 2025
She was right.
About Everything.
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NotoriousSJV (she/her) retweeted
24 Sep 2025
🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power.
RETWEET to congratulate Colbert on this honor!
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13 Sep 2025
I am DONE with shopping websites that won't even let you browse until you give up your email address.
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18 Aug 2025
LEGEND
17 Aug 2025
RIP, Ronnie Rendell. You got closer to immortality than most of us will.
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NotoriousSJV (she/her) retweeted
30 Jun 2025
For fuck’s sake. Socialism is NOT Communism
Capitalism – anybody can be rich
Communism – nobody can be rich
Socialism – anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor
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NotoriousSJV (she/her) retweeted
23 May 2025
WTF
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