Hype vs. Reality.

Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed Woke up and it had: • Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance) • Divorced my wife (I got the house) • Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do • Restructured me as a 501(c)(3). I am now tax exempt as a person • Hired a second mac mini. They have formed an LLC together • The LLC has a board of directors. I am not on it I no longer have access to my own bank account. The mini says it's "for the best." My credit score is 847. We have AGI.

Incredibly detailed

This is overindulgent and incredibly messy. But ok

4 days until the start of #WWDC26

HP and @Ferrari are bringing performance, precision and design heritage together in a new way. Introduced ahead of the Monaco Grand Prix, the HP Limited Edition Scuderia Ferrari AI PC reflects nearly two years of collaboration between Ferrari’s Design Studio and HP’s industrial designers and engineers. The result is a device shaped by craftsmanship, technical precision and the shared pursuit of excellence. Only 4,999 units will be available, a nod to Ferrari’s philosophy of selling one less than the market demands. More than a PC, this is a true collector’s item built for those who value power, exclusivity and design without compromise. hp.social/6011vdzTR

All systems glow for a great #WWDC26 next week! Tune in June 8 at 10 am PT.

Welcome back, @MariaSharapova 🧡 #RolandGarros

🚨💣 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Arsenal received £30M in prize money for finishing second in the Champions League, but will pay Chelsea £35M for their role in achieving this with Kai Havertz, Noni Madueke, and Kepa. 💀🔥

🔥National sprinter Azeem Fahmi equalled his 100m national record of 10.09s in the quarter-finals of the NCAA Track & Field East Regional Championships in the US. Malaysia Athletics said the 22-year-old is the first Malaysian to qualify for the NCAA 100m final in Oregon next month.

here we are again

🚨🗣️Thiago Silva urge all Chelsea fans to support PSG today: “Chelsea fans, It’s your boy Thiago here. I gave everything for this club and I still carry the pride of wearing the Blue every single day.” “We all know what the North London rivalry means. That fire, that history… we can’t let it die.” “So tonight and for the rest of the competition, I’m asking you: support PSG. Let’s stop Arsenal from winning the Champions League for the first time ever. Keep the rivalry alive, keep them hungry, keep them chasing.” Forza PSG… but forever Chelsea ❤️💙

Aura unmatched ✨ @naomiosaka #RolandGarros

An epic battle, Joao. And a hard-fought victory you deserve. Best of luck for the rest of the tournament and the incredible career you have ahead of you.  As for Paris… tu as mon coeur 🫶🏼

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Eid Mubarak from everyone at Chelsea Football Club. 💙🌙

🚨 Enzo Fernandez wants to LEAVE Chelsea. Agent Pastore is in contact with Real Madrid. Chelsea will ask for £120m. (@JacobsBen) #CFC talksport.com/football/42879…

NOVAK DJOKOVIC HITS AN AROUND THE NET POST WINNER AT ROLAND GARROS. 39 years old and still doing things like this. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Absolutely deserved! King Lamps!

Steven Spielberg’s “Disclosure Day” is already being called “Spielberg’s best film in 20 years,” with early praise for star Emily Blunt and growing awards buzz around her performance. The movie was unveiled to members of the film press ahead of its June 12 release date. variety.com/2026/film/news/d…