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Football Manager Hair on Politicians retweeted
In celebration of the launch of their new Gertrude 3.0 Workflow platform we asked tAInt to imagine how differently life for #SRFC could have turned out if it wasn't for an international judeo-bolshevik conspiracy to make North London sides more successful. #justabitoffun
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Jan 26
🚨 | EXCLUSIVE: The Champions League inspired @EmiratesFACup anthem commissioned by the Football Association has been leaked ahead of its debut in the 2026/27 season.
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Keir Starmer with the hair of Mikel Arteta.
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Rachel Reeves with the hair of Kevin Keegan.
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Welcome to the new era. A future full of wondrous ocean boiling possibilities. This is the Advanced FMHOP hAIr Studio.
Prompt: Donald Trump with a hair island.
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3 Dec 2025
🗣️ “We didn’t have the perfect performance, but we had a really positive performance”
Steven Pressley on Dundee’s 1-0 defeat at Celtic ⤵️
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24 Oct 2025
We are delighted to reveal the special goalkeeper gloves our custodians will be wearing throughout the #Remembrance period, starting with tomorrow's game against Smeeth St. Mary. #LestWeForget #RemembranceSunday #Poppies #PoppyAppeal #BehindThemAlways #TwoMinuteSilence #SRFC
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25 May 2025
Well done to Liverpool FC. Champions of Britain 🎉
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8 May 2025
🚨 | BREAKING: Bazake understands that Giovanni Terenzio, an Italian Archbishop, has been elected Pope by the Conclave, becoming the youngest person to ever hold the position at the head of the Roman Catholic Church.
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Tim Cook with the jaw of Gary Lineker.
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Mark Zuckerberg with the jaw of Mark Chapman .
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Jack Dorsey with the jaw of Des Lynam.
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Bill Gates with the jaw of Gabby Logan.
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Jeff Bezos with the jaw of Jimmy Hill.
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Who wants to tell this idiot? 😂😂
16 Apr 2025
This isn't Football Presenters Jaws On Tech Billionaires.
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Elon Musk with the jaw of Richard Keys.
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Football Manager Hair on Politicians retweeted
15 Apr 2025
🚨 | MIDDLE EAST: The Institute for Policy Development has produced a video warning that unless the UK continues supporting Israel militarily Palestinians could use the remains of vehicles, hospitals & unexploded ordinance to construct a giant robot terrorist to destroy Tel Aviv.
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Football Manager Hair on Politicians retweeted
29 Oct 2024
From one Official Social Media Account Admin to another, you should probably avoid using that exclamation mark 👍
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22 Oct 2024
This was my favourite ever You Are The Ref
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