Staff Engineer at batch.com

Joined September 2011
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Vincent Rischmann retweeted
The spiciest post I’ve published yet is out now. 🌶️ "The Brutal Truth About Kafka Cost Calculators" I also announced a new product that I’ve been heads down coding for the last two months. Interested? 👀 Link in my bio.
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New article on my blog, how I wake up my NAS remotely thanks to Tailscale and a little code: rischmann.fr/blog/waking-up-…

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New article on my blog on how to completely automate the setup of (a single-node) PostgreSQL using Ansible: rischmann.fr/blog/setting-up…

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I once again wrote about Zig and SQLite, specifically about how I added virtual tables to zig-sqlite rischmann.fr/blog/virtual-ta… #ziglang

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Vincent Rischmann retweeted
I wrote a new blog post about using the Builder design pattern in JavaScript, which is not something we see often see mentionned with this language. johann.pardanaud.com/blog/mo…
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I wrote a blog post explaining how I built zig-sqlite rischmann.fr/blog/how-i-buil… #ziglang

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Vincent Rischmann retweeted
13 Jun 2019
Forbidding extensions using 'unsafe-eval' would have been a good step years ago toward protecting users from unethical extensions. These would never be allowed in Firefox's AMO: developer.mozilla.org/en-US/…
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13 Jun 2019
Keep the beat to keep Hyrule from meeting certain doom in #CadenceOfHyrule: Crypt of the NecroDancer featuring The Legend of #Zelda, out now on #NintendoSwitch #eShop! ➡️ bit.ly/2ReE2JU
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Vincent Rischmann retweeted
12 Jun 2019
La Peugeot 404, une voiture mythique
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Hello propaganda
Vincent Rischmann retweeted
Keanu Reeves dans Cyberpunk ! #e3
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Vincent Rischmann retweeted
8 Jun 2019
While the red and blue cards were a great explanatory device by @clmazin I know a lot of you wanted something with a bit more physics - so here's my explanation of why Chernobyl #4 ended up in a power excursion that destroyer it youtube.com/watch?v=q3d3rzFT…
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Vincent Rischmann retweeted
May 13: We are restoring NASA to greatness by going back to the Moon. June 7: “NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon”
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Vincent Rischmann retweeted
Pee is stored in the balls, the earth is flat, and THE MOON IS A PART OF MARS
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