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TOM BRADY ON FOX: “I can’t pick between the Seahawks and Pats. May the best team win.”
DAVID ORTIZ ON FOX: *smiling devilishly, holding up a vial* “If the Yankees win, I’m going to release this serum into the water supply.”
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Drake Maye is going to go to a Super Bowl before Josh Allen is you need anymore evidence that wins are NOT a QB stat
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7 Dec 2025
Duke after winning the ACC championship over Virginia in OT to send the College Football Playoff into total chaos:
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3 Dec 2025
saw a girl post her spotify wrapped with the caption "so accurate" like yeah it's literally data you stupid bitch
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15 Nov 2025
Drake Maye
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19 Oct 2025
How much does Vrabel hate Henderson?
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6 Oct 2025
Great team win 🫡
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21 Sep 2025
Patriots RB fumbles today…
Stevenson- 2
Gibson- 1
…if only they had an RB who hasn’t fumbled once on his last 686 touches and is actively better than both at football.
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16. career. fumbles.
This cannot be your RB1 man. x.com/fsh733/status/19698353…
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22 Aug 2025
@BreezeAirways lost my checked bag after delaying my flight and now their “24/7 customer service” is ghosting me. Never flying again
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22 Aug 2025
@DavidNeeleman customer support just hasn’t responded since I texted them multiple times last night and today. I really need this checked bag back
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4 May 2025
We are making progress 👀
4 May 2025
🚨 #BREAKING: President Trump has just ordered the reopening of ALCATRAZ
LFG!
FILL IT UP! 🇺🇸
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8 Apr 2025
Bro……. What did I just watch
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