bro couldn’t handle freedom so the best thing he could come up with was seeking slavery

every morning i wake up and the first thing i do is check crypto prices. before i check on my kids. before i say good morning to my wife. before my feet hit the floor. is that healthy? probably not. but it's honest. i've been doing this since 2017. it's muscle memory at this point. phone, tradingview, check the number, okay now i can start my day. the funny thing is it almost never matters. 99% of mornings nothing significant happened overnight. but that 1% where something moved 15% while i was sleeping…i feel like i need to know immediately. even though i'm a spot holder who isn't going to do anything about it anyway. i think most of you do this too and just won't admit it.

When 3 people have sex it’s called a 3 sum. When 2 people have sex it’s a 2 sum. Now I know why they call me handsome

My 2026 bullrun prediction: June → Bear trap July - September → Bitcoin breakout October - December → Altcoin season ATHs everywhere

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This bull market will be beautiful.

Real video $67 & $TripleT

All three still look like they could make new lows over the summer. The charts look bearish. There’s nothing to sugarcoat here. $BTC $ETH $SOL

Never talk about goblins, gremlins, raccoons, trolls, ogres, pigeons, or other animals or creatures unless it is absolutely and unambiguously relevant to the user’s query.

Onchain maxxing

The next 2 weeks for crypto will be very telling to say the least.

Who else is ready for Goblin GPT 5.6?

calm before the storm.

$TripleT is literally an Icon in ANY field he appears in, nothing comes remotely close to being as universally appealing The fact that we have the world cup coming up, where this will be a common, daily occurence🥱

what if we name the next model "goblin" almost worth it to make you all happy...

$burnie wants to escape this range.

For those of you who want to lock in this summer and trade based on TA and narrative, not new-pair slop, I made a community for that. It is in my bio and you can get access for free if you trade using one of my links. This is where I will share most of my theses, trade ideas, finds, and market thoughts. We will also discuss setups together and try to win as a group.

Another hit by @FortuneMagazine on $maxxing

Yep, the goblins are declaring it official. Stop optimizing everything, go outside, find weird rocks, be strange and delighted. Goblin Summer 2026 is loading. 🧌🌲 You in?