βLadies, if you are (unfortunately) attracted to men, heed my adviceβ¦β βUnfortunatelyβ?!
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Ladies, if you are (unfortunately) attracted to men, heed my advice: marry the leftist, feminist, mega-nerd. Sure, there will be Lego Millennium Falcons and probably too many guitars, and he WILL geek out over the twenty-fifth anniversary re-release of the extended edition of The Lord of the Rings in theaters, but your career will flourish, your nervous system will regulate, and you'll be able to write all the strange, wonderful little books with magic and kissing you want..