Probably the ugliest girl I’ve seen in my entire life slid me this instead of a tip at work. Kinda sucks that there’s a 90% chance I’m texting her bombed at 3 AM tonight but I’m in no condition to be turning down free hole as of late #dryspell#YouEitherHungryOrYouNot
When Martin Lawrence hosted SNL in 1994, he was banned from ever hosting again because he decided to do his raw standup jokes instead of the scripted monologue. It was replaced with a chyron explaining what happened when the episode aired, as you see below.
I then spliced in the controversial monologue that only made it to the East Coast feed and was never seen again.
no shade the only person that could really tell the MICHAEL JACKSON story in the way it should be told, the good, bad and ugly, is… and I really do hate to say it… RYAN MURPHY.
I never feel uglier than when I’m around my family. They raise my cortisol to give me moon face and annoy me and then take pictures of me where I look fucking huge and differently abled
I never feel uglier than when I’m around my family. They raise my cortisol to give me moon face and annoy me and then take pictures of me where I look fucking huge and differently abled