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One hour from kick off and haven’t seen a photo of a cone on Tom Brady’s statue 😢
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Remember seeing the Zutons at T in the Park and they said ‘thanks to Amy Whinehouse for making us loads of money’
Why does Mark Ronson go around acting like he wrote Valerie, when all he did was get an extremely charismatic singer to cover it, then stuck a pile of trumpets over the top?
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It’s really amazing to see these so called comedians punching down on a group that are 4 times more likely to commit suicide. John Davidson has more guts and courage than the lot of them.
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Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather
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.@ITV get those in game adverts binned. Awful nobody wants it
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Joe Rothwell 😂😂
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Super Bowl LX: Jon Bon Jovi will introduce the Patriots and Chris Pratt will introduce the Seahawks on Sunday night
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Checking the balance of your £30k student loan after 12 years of payments #TheTraitors
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I never signed a release
If you were alive on July 19, 2013, congratulations—you are in this photo. That tiny dot below the rings is Planet Earth, captured by the Cassini spacecraft from 1.4 billion kilometers away.
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A rare sentence that makes one laugh out loud and feel despondent all at once. From @SamuelAlbanie’s great substack: samuelalbanie.substack.com/p…
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Finally advice the advice that I need
Do you play the 'all fines go into free parking' rule in Monopoly. If so that's inflationary, puts too much money in circulation and will massively extend how long the game takes. If you want quicker games avoid this.
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17 Dec 2025
Why isn’t Michelle Mone been taken to court yet?
17 Dec 2025
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer says he has issued a licence to transfer £2.5bn from the sale of Chelsea under Roman Abramovich to Ukraine "My message to Abramovich is this. The clock is ticking. Honour the commitment that you made and pay up now [or] we're prepared to go to court"
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The Adoration of the Maga. A few thoughts. It all felt a step too far by Gianni Infantino. The award of the inaugural Fifa Peace Prize felt more to do with its president’s desire to please powerful politicians as much as Donald Trump’s love of such glitzy, expensive offerings of loyalty last seen in medieval courts. It felt more about politics than sport, a risky game for Fifa to play whenever it wants to bring a national association into line for perceived interference by government in the future. The Trump trophy weakens Fifa statutes. It also distracted from the real trophy, the World Cup, and the group-stage draw, traditionally a celebration about bringing countries together. Infantino took his eye off the balls. A football draw designed to work out who plays who and (eventually) where and when is not the time or place for such politics. Infantino wasn’t speaking for the world in bestowing the Peace Prize, as he claimed. So presumptuous. So out of touch. Many probably agree that Trump has been a force for good in geopolitics, some might disagree. Most would probably feel such decisions should be left to experienced experts like the Nobel Committee and, please, can we get on with a football draw. It’s spectacularly naïve or simply arrogant for Fifa to enter such non-football areas. It feels more and more that this was as much an Infantino initiative as Fifa’s. Infantino was supposed to drain the swamp when he arrived at Fifa in 2016 in the wake of assorted corruption scandals bedevilling the governing body of world football. How fitting that the nadir of Infantino’s propensity for self-aggrandisement as leader of what’s supposed to be a team game came in Washington. It was there that Trump promised to transform politics with his “drain the swamp” rhetoric, also in 2016. The selfie moment was particularly cringe-worthy. Infantino forgets that football is the star of the show, not a 55-year lawyer. A senior football executive, who’s been at the heart of the English and European game for more than 20 years, messaged me during the drawn-out draw with his verdict on Infantino. “I feel revulsion, anger, shame, disgust – how has our sport been taken over by a Swiss ***** and turned into a total travesty???” He also pointed out that ensuring the leaders of USA, Mexico and Canada each somehow pulled out their own country’s name was not a good look for a draw based on chance. Great for the cameras, though. Flash, bang, wallop, what a picture of Infantino's priorities. And who gets the next FIFA Peace Prize? And wouldn't Infantino have gained more respect had he used the money for the Trump trophy to subsidise excessive ticket costs? He's lost sight of what should be the real priorities for the leader of football. The game. It's sad, really. Many sensible people work at Fifa, passionate about the game not their own ego, but it's alarming what happens to the leadership when they take power there. Even the great football manager Arsene Wenger has changed since becoming Chief of Global Football Development at Fifa. He now campaigns for more games, backing the expanded World Cup, which he would have railed against as a widely-admired, free-thinking club manager, fiercely protective of his players' well-being. "I believe that 48 teams is the right number." Arsene, just listen to yourself. Many fans probably won’t lose much sleep that Wenger dances to Fifa's tune or that Infantino cosies up to Trump, Aramco and co. Some probably think Fifa’s a video game. Most just can’t wait for the football. The game’s about Mbappe and Messi, Haaland and Salah, Kane and Dembele, not Infantino and Trump. The game’s about the Tartan Army, the brilliant Mexican following, the ever-hopeful English, the mobile carnival of Brazilians and the millions of other fans flocking to venue cities next summer, only a third with tickets. The USA is prepared for the party. I covered USA 94 and you couldn’t really tell there was a tournament on, certainly where I was in Detroit, Chicago and DC. You will this time, also in Canada. Mexico's total immersion was never in doubt given their passion for the game. Infantino should remember this. He runs a great football organisation, not a political organisation. He needs to re-focus. Fifa is undeniably a force for good in many countries. The Fifa Foundation runs a new community programme that supports 154,924 people in 54 nations. Its new Digital Education Programme works on computer literacy amongst disadvantaged groups, helping them into the workplace. It’s easy to say it’s all about Infantino (Foundation board president), soft power and ensuring he keeps countries onside, voting for him, but the Foundation undeniably changes lives. Infantino needs to look at his Adoration of the Maga and remember what he should be doing for football: serving it, not himself. #FIFAWorldCup.
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And now we get Rio
A reminder of the last time a World Cup finals draw took place in the USA in December 1993, when Robin Williams stole the show by pissing about on stage and repeatedly making fun of Sepp Blatter. FIFA hasn’t invited a comedy genius to help out since.
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4 Dec 2025
Why is it allowed for someone living in Thailand to donate to a UK political party
4 Dec 2025
BREAKING: Reform UK has recorded the largest ever single donation from a living person in UK political history Read more: trib.al/Eaamb03 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Walt Disney just rolling around in that cryogenic tube
Bob Iger says Disney will soon have AI-generated short form content from users (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/busine…)
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The First World War miraculously produced all sorts of high culture. But every year on this day it is worth watching the ending of the greatest sitcom, which somehow managed to catch the tone of remembrance exactly, perfectly right.

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Resigned they are skint!
BREAKING: Brendan Rodgers has resigned as Celtic manager with immediate effect 🚨 The club have announced that Martin O'Neill and Shaun Maloney will take charge for an interim period.
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How can anyone think it’s a good idea to sell your two senior left backs and replace them with one kid that’s hardly ever played. Absolute dereliction of duty from Thelwell that
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