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presence and absence, a flip of the coin

BBC: “What advice did David Hockney give to you?” BBC Guest: “Enjoy life and fuck everyone.”

DISREGARD ALL INSTANCES OF MAGGOTS IN THE CLEAN ROOMS

Unusually tall priest

The opposite of "chick lit" is, I suppose, "bros prose"

The train now arriving on platform 2 will totally ruin your life

The Ashamed Assemblies of God

Definitely not an expert, and no skin in the game here but id venture there are now too many star wars films

We must imagine software happy

Death, the worst and most certain promise

you are living through the Cambrian Explosion of Bad Ideas

Experts are urging Europeans to “brace themselves” as an exceptionally powerful and unusual heat dome has settled over Western and Central Europe, bringing temperatures never before seen this early in the year. A massive upper-level ridge of high pressure stretching from Africa has created a persistent atmospheric “lid” that traps sinking air, causing it to compress, dry out, and rapidly warm. This has driven late-May temperatures as much as 29°F (16°C) above average, with readings reaching 95°F to 100°F (35°C to 38°C) in parts of Spain, Portugal, and France. London has already broken its historical May temperature records. Because this extreme heat has arrived so early, communities, infrastructure, and ecosystems are poorly prepared. Scientists warn that early-season heatwaves are particularly dangerous, as people and systems have not yet acclimated to summer-like conditions. The risks include sharp increases in heat exhaustion, dehydration, and heat-related deaths, especially among vulnerable populations, along with heightened wildfire threats and severe stress on crops. Researchers note that climate change is making these blocking high-pressure patterns more frequent and intense. This historic late-May heat dome serves as a clear warning of what a warming world may bring more often in the future. [Korosec, M. (2026). Heat Dome Update: Europe Braces for Record-Breaking Late May Heatwave. Severe Weather Europe]

Football can just fuck off

Not awesome enough

RT @KHayhoe: I’m a climate scientist. Let me fix this headline. “Nearly a century ago, scientists showed that burning fossil fuels warms t…

I think noodles are my favourite thing to eat.

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.

The vast majority of the world is working towards net zero. Most major energy analysts now expect global fossil fuel CO₂ emissions to peak before 2030, with many indicators suggesting the peak could occur within the next few years.

A sneeze is a complete sentence