Life is good, enjoy it while you have the chance.
Joined May 2009
- Tweets 558
- Following 84
- Followers 46
- Likes 777
47 Photos and videos
Jess Weiss retweeted
28 Dec 2022
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
27 Dec 2022
Hello @GretaThunberg
I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo.
My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.
This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
70,390
474,492
3,340,217
328,053,984
Jess Weiss retweeted
9 Jul 2022
Look, I don’t hate it.
156
61
1,376
Jess Weiss retweeted
6 Jul 2022
Retweet if you believe we need a nationwide ban on assault weapons.
4,593
41,342
61,328
Jess Weiss retweeted
21 Jun 2022
These hearings have me wondering, is crime illegal?
92
461
4,750
27 May 2022
Cops letting children die because they are afraid of someone else with a gun is the exact situation of the entire gun debate in the US.
1
Jess Weiss retweeted
19 Mar 2022
If you are still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.
1,270
36,653
38,148
Jess Weiss retweeted
1 Oct 2021
The first 2 years of a pandemic are always the hardest.
38
1,181
17,194
Jess Weiss retweeted
18 Aug 2021
The TAB (Twitter Action Badge)
For those who “Almost” joined the military but are now experts on the War in Afghanistan.
91
474
2,060
20 May 2021
Nightmare fuel for your Wednesday night. Sweet dreams y’all.
19 May 2021
The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified
1
12 May 2021
All these people out here saying they are emerging from quarantine like a butterfly from a cocoon…
MF’ers… I’m about to look like a lost toddler who can’t dress her self, is missing a damn shoe, needs to pee every 30m, and is in constant need of snacks.
1
4
Jess Weiss retweeted
17 Mar 2021
Surviving witness heard the killer shout “I’m going to kill all the Asians” shoots 8 people, 6 out of 8 are Asian. Cop says it’s not a hate crime, it’s him just having a bad day. Oh ok.. NO. It’s because you’re a racist also Jay Baker google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfee…
72
623
2,238
Jess Weiss retweeted
16 Mar 2021
With deep respect for those who came before me, gratitude for those who have supported me & great concern for the generation of trans youth we must all protect, please join me and decry anti-trans legislation, hate & discrimination in all its forms.
3,645
52,426
446,063
Jess Weiss retweeted
12 Mar 2021
This week in Congress:
Dems: Passed $1.9T COVID package to deliver stimulus checks (w/ dependents!), cut child poverty in half, extend $300 UI, prevent cuts in state local services, largest-ever investment in Native communities, etc
GOP: Took a week to read The Cat in the Hat
5,054
16,723
135,416
Jess Weiss retweeted
16 Mar 2021
Retweet if you’re wondering when you should let go of that anti-vax friend.
It’s now.
It’s not your job to make them reasonable.
1
2
3
Jess Weiss retweeted
20 Jan 2021
Greta Thunberg waiting in the tall grass for as long as it takes.
1,558
97,111
783,282
Jess Weiss retweeted
21 Jan 2021
If Biden was serious about unity he wouldn’t have embarrassed Trump right out of the gate with such an ostentatious display of competence.
267
1,630
13,498
Jess Weiss retweeted
20 Jan 2021
Trump pardoning a guy indicted by the Trump Justice Department for defrauding Trump supporters over the fake Trump wall is a fitting ending to the Trump presidency.
826
22,469
113,421
Jess Weiss retweeted
20 Jan 2021
The President gets sworn in then gotta walk around all day cuz White House check-in ain’t til 3p.
507
8,222
127,038
Jess Weiss retweeted
20 Jan 2021
What an absolutely remarkable photo.
868
25,561
229,543