"If you want to meet ladies a great way to do it is to pretend to be homeless because it's very disarming they don't expect you to be hitting on them. I think they expect to be raped but besides that their defenses are down"
- O'Neill
Episode 114: Seagal's Back!
Substitute teacher accused of spreading poop on picnic tables to ruin the Principal's child's birthday party.
@DanishAndOneill it's 2 weeks old but a very funny story
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Las Vegas NBC affiliate sports director accused of masturbating at bar slot machine at 8:30 a.m., says he was scratching a bad rash
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Beach Cops was great, I can't wait for more episodes. The silliness that ensues when @DanishAndOneill and @Dewidiot get together makes me laugh more than anything. #wolfclit
Online porn has fueled a 70-fold rise in men wanting penis fillers even though 'they risk impotence, numbness and dead tissue'
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Just listened to the @DanishAndOneill podcast from ATC Fest & even though I was there for it, it was just as great the 2nd time around. Although I had to get drunk and eat an edible before the show just to forget what I witnessed during Punch Drunk earlier.