64/64. Mid-con and Permian; E&P and minerals. Petroleum Engineer. "Everyone rises to their level of incompetence." –Dr. Lawrence Peter *not that active anymore*
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4 Jan 2022
(1/) DUCs truly are the story here. Every analyst’s model is over-projecting future (12-24mo) production.
Tier 1 is very parent-well drilled and infill degradation is bigger than most project.
We’re talking smaller IPs, harder declines and exploding GORs….
3 Jan 2022
I’m still amazed that oil production in the United States is above 11mmbbls/d. We must have some damn efficient rigs and crews to keep production increasing (albeit slightly) at these rig levels.
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18 May 2022
I love logging on to see a untc board member posting some weird ass stat post like he doesn’t know all the asset packages have LOIs…
12 May 2022
$untc
No update on upstream sale process
No buybacks in Q1
No new hedges either (good)
FCF $3.68/sh despite $2.11/sh cash outflows to settle hedge losses
Upstream prod'n -9.9% q/q due to just 0.06 net TILs
$8.78 net cash per share
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29 Apr 2022
I would love to see the rise of finance bros in E&P plotted with the number of shitco bankruptcies🖕🏻
Haven’t shitposted in a while and thought why not come out swinging 😉
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29 Mar 2022
Anyone remember the Hogshooter hype? Yeah, my old bosses do too 😂
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19 Mar 2022
Funny and full of emotion, all at the same time! #EFT and @MorganWallen are very proud 👏
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7 Mar 2022
JFC, how did Biden and this woman get in office? Putin is laughing his ass off… Trump may have hurt a few people‘s feelings but he didn’t waste our time with up this green energy pandering weak bullshit. Shut this bitch up and no-fly zone Ukraine already
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6 Mar 2022
6 Mar 2022
OIL FUTURES SOAR TO HIGHEST SINCE JULY 2008, BRENT HITS $139.13/BBL, US CRUDE HITS $130.50/BBL
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5 Mar 2022
Yeah, I’m going to share this
Hate to say it, but we need to increase oil & gas output immediately.
Extraordinary times demand extraordinary measures.
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Wide open choke retweeted
1 Mar 2022
I am old enough to remember when
$100bbl felt better than this.
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28 Feb 2022
I’ve been on a Twitter sabbatical only to find a mesh shoutout
26 Feb 2022
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24 Feb 2022
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24 Feb 2022
Biden Approval Rating In Ukraine Drops To 0% babylonbee.com/news/biden-ap…
18 Feb 2022
Everyone thinks they make the best chili, until they actually go to a chili cook off and realize everyone makes good chili…hard to mess it up
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16 Feb 2022
If there is no invasion in the next short while and no sanctions against Russian energy exports occur, then the price of WTI crude should retreat quickly towards US$62-65/b as the war premium is removed and weak economic data around the world hint at recession this year.
16 Feb 2022
Twitter just got DefiantL’d
16 Feb 2022
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