I once saw Rand Paul at the movies and Kenny Rogers at his chicken restaurant. My opinions are my own and do not reflect my employer.
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Rob retweeted
Jun 13
All eyes are on the DC Defenders today as they take the field for the 2026 United Bowl.
We're thrilled to see our hometown team—the reigning champs—play in the UFL championship, and proud to host the matchup at Audi Field in the Sports Capital.
Good luck, @UFLDefenders!
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The World Cup just proves that people around the world want to chill, drink, eat, and bullshit together
Jun 12
Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event
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Rob retweeted
Jun 13
🚨🚨🚨ALERT 🚨🚨🚨
Dutch fans are at Buc-ee’s in Madisonville ahead of their match in Arlington.
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Rob retweeted
Jun 13
🚨 SOLD OUT 🚨
The United Bowl presented by Credit One Bank is officially SOLD OUT!
📺: 3pm ET on ABC
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Rob retweeted
Good America 250 vibes will not come from our political leaders
They will come from massive fireworks displays, World Cup USMNT soccer victories, and European tourists discovering and openly embracing Bass Pro Shops
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Rob retweeted
Jun 12
Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event
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Rob retweeted
Jun 12
So far this World Cup has been a great reminder that we make too many assumptions about one another, and that the vast majority of humanity is awesome.
It's been pretty damn refreshing, honestly.
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Rob retweeted
Jun 12
The World Cup isn’t real. What do you mean the Mexican and South Korean fans celebrated their victories yesterday by dancing to Gangnam Style?
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Rob retweeted
Jun 12
We can confirm Freddy is real, is German and loves New Orleans 👏
Jun 12
Quite the surreal morning in New Orleans today. We got a tour of the Saints and Pelicans facilities.
Thank you so much for giving us this opportunity. Once in a lifetime.
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Rob retweeted
Jun 12
One note I want to make real quick that I thought was cool: Mike Repole spent an hour with the media and then afterwards took time to shake hands with every media member. A lot of good stuff from his presser. #UFL
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Rob retweeted
Jun 12
Per #UFL co-owner Mike Repole, tomorrow's United Bowl between the DC Defenders and Louisville Kings at Audi Field is sold out.
Huge momentum for this league.
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Rob retweeted
Jun 11
Please keep your stupid politics and opinions out of World Cup.
There is enough Red team/Blue team conflict in our daily life. For the next couple weeks let’s all be on team Red, White, and Blue.
You’re not allowed to watch the World Cup if you’ve ever voted against immigration.
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Rob retweeted
Jun 12
The 2026 @TheUFL United Bowl is officially SOLD OUT according to Ticketmaster’s seating chart. Only resale tickets remain❗️
This is huge for the UFL and spring football❗️🏈
#UFL #SpringFootball
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Rob retweeted
Jun 12
Tomorrow is going to be crazy. There are officially no tickets (not counting resale) left for tomorrow's United Bowl on @Ticketmaster. @TheUFL @UFLDefenders @AudiField #ShieldsUp
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A German soccer fan traveling in the U.S. for the 2026 FIFA World Cup has become a social media sensation by sharing his reactions to some of America's most recognizable food chains and roadside attractions.
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Rob retweeted
Jun 11
World Cup visitors are trying stuff we all did on elementary school field trips, eating at random diners, and meeting a whole bunch of great people
America is pretty great. Especially the South
A reminder to go do normal stuff and see our country for what it actually is
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Rob retweeted
Jun 11
This is the greatest version of X that has ever and might ever exist. My entire for you page is European tourists discovering (and loving) Taco Bell, Buccee's, BBQ, SEC stadiums and more Americana. It's a level of joy and positivity I've never seen on this app. I love it here.
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Rob retweeted
Jun 10
All the doomerism and negative vibe around the World Cup being played in America is so performative.
This will be the greatest summer in American history and it will be 10x better because global soccer fans in America will be witness to our great country turning 250 years old. 🇺🇸
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