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10 Aug 2020
In the old days MySpace would play a song of your choice when people looked at your profile. I ask you listen to this whilst scrolling. youtu.be/47xwSr95RTY
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Mar 27
.@RoyalMail where is my parcel?
“Attempted” delivery Monday. No card through door. “Automatic delivery for next day” no update on the Tuesday.
Arrange for Friday delivery on Wednesday. Still no parcel or update. You have one job.
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Trump’s AI pics of Harris & Taylor Swift raise concerns about political media manipulation dlvr.it/TC6bLg #Marketing #Advertising
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19 Aug 2024
Does @realDonaldTrump have any actual policies? I just hear him bad mouthing and telling people to remember when they felt well off. I don’t get it.
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9 Aug 2024
Why are people afraid of being arrested for tweeting? Surely you’ve nothing to worry about. Unless you’ve made threats to life for example.
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8 Aug 2024
I think @Keir_Starmer would do well to explain plainly and simply how the housing of asylum seekers works and why it doesn’t affect people on council waiting lists for social housing. This seems to be the big issue. Convinced they’re not getting housed because of asylum seekers.
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8 Aug 2024
It’s more important than ever to know exactly who Farage is 👇
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6 Aug 2024
Let’s not forget @elonmusk is from South Africa, whilst he’s backing the far right in the UK. Doesn’t take a rocket scientist.
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5 Aug 2024
What's the most annoying thing that can happen at work? Fucking Greg Wallace appearing behind you in a lab coat and hairnet
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1 Mar 2024
Just once I’d love to get a full fat @CocaCola_GB when I go into @McDonaldsUK
It’s wrong every time. Either zero or diet. I want sugar. I’m in a fast food restaurant. Why can’t I get the drink I pay 12p extra for. Respect to @McDonaldsUK for offering the choice unlike @KFC_UKI
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10 Jul 2023
Watching #TheBear on @DisneyPlus
Please, stop the music. It’s not Dawson’s Creek. Ruined it. Except FYC.
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23 Jun 2023
#MarvelStudios Really struggling. #SecretInvasion is new series with CONSTANT SCORE FEAT EXTRA ADDED STRINGS so people can FEEL SOMETHING. a few shots of big name actors on blue screen, whilst doubles do 90 %. OH AND KEVIN FEIGE PRODUCED IT.
desperate. It's #FRIENDS
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15 Jun 2023
.@virginmedia SUGGEST USING #INTERNETEXPLORER A BROWSER THAT HAS BEEN OBSOLETE FOR A YEAR!
#KEEPUP @Microsoft
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15 May 2023
#ProfesorGreen 's take on the mental health conversation was flawless (I say as someone that suffers.) on @Channel4News cc @professorgreen
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