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life when you realize not everyone will Get It
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In its most simplistic form, people just want community

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EVERYONE IN NYC IS SINGING EMPIRE STATE OF MIND

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Finals Wemby

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Wemby didn't give a single Knick credit at any point this series, threw up an airball and then walked off the court first without shaking hands with anyone. This kid fucking SUCKS bro he's earned a hatewatch for life
“Knicks fans, this is not a dream!”
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Brunson gave up over $100 million and bet that he could lead the Knicks to a title and it really paid off. Called his own shot. Insane aura gamble.
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NEW YORK CITY YOU LISTEN TO ME, IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY AS OF RIGHT NOW.
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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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KNIIIIIIIIIICKS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
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Polymarket would like you to believe they are a "truth engine". In reality, they are a centralized bookmaker that can change market outcomes as they see fit. Polymarket scammed me for $500,000, and they will keep doing it as long as they believe they can get away with it.
How a student’s surefire bet on Polymarket went to zero—thanks to fine print on.wsj.com/4vMBAfQ
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Polymarket and Kalshi are angering some traders with “clarifications” to the yes/no questions that users bet on. “When traders cannot rely on the contract terms they think they’ve agreed to, what remains is not a market, but a rigged casino” wsj.com/finance/polymarket-p…
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One win away
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The Knicks entire magical, remarkable ride this postseason has been such a unifying force throughout New York. There are so few things that are apolitical in America today. And despite the best (worst) efforts of a billionaire owner and other politicians, this Knicks run has brought joy and tears and pride in equal measure to such a diverse population. ​It’s been an incredibly unifying communal experience. An unforgettable journey. ​ And it’s not over. ​One more. ​15 down ​1 win away from immortality.
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3 May 2019
About to hit the movies.....by myself lol
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Next week’s cover, “After the Comeback,” by Pierre-Emmanuel Lyet, captures the joy on the streets of New York City after the Knicks’ historic win in Game Four of the N.B.A. Finals. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/Pi…
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bought a borderline irresponsible amount of gld calls this morning btw
TRADERS PUSH BACK FED RATE HIKE EXPECTATIONS TO JANUARY FROM DECEMBER, NO LONGER FULLY PRICING IN A HIKE THIS YEAR.
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have had this line drawn on futures since that breakout past the ascending wedge, told myself I'd back the truck up the first time it hits
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The game was fun and all but back to reality... School tomorrow 😒😩
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they just saw this man leaving the building...
*PENTAGON LOCKED DOWN, HAZMAT TEAMS RESPONDING -CNN, CITING SOURCES
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Folks won't shut up about Fable 5, but Gemini is out here SAVING LIVES.
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this is AGI
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