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Will Pike retweeted
8 Jan 2021
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THEY NUKED TRUMP'S TWITTER
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8 Nov 2020
Four Seasons Total Landscaping, near the adult book store, across from the cremation center. Got it.
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Will Pike retweeted
7 Nov 2020
CNN projects the US presidency for Joe Biden
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Will Pike retweeted
4 Nov 2020
We'll know the election results when every ballot is counted. That's how democracy works.
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Will Pike retweeted
2 Nov 2020
Linux is free, if you don’t value your time
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2 Nov 2020
I’m starting to miss being shown around potential employer's offices and pretending to be impressed by your generic open-plan office and ping-pong table
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Will Pike retweeted
30 Sep 2020
That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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Will Pike retweeted
14 Mar 2018
> COME JOIN OUR ROCKSTAR ENGINEERING TEAM
*cut to an office where 4 developers are sat with headphones in, looking deeply morose, no-one is smiling*
> FREE SNACKS
*a half empty box of stale doughnuts lay under a pile of paperwork*
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Will Pike retweeted
2 Mar 2018
having your president on twitter is like your manager who "used to code" make some last minute production changes to a client project
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Will Pike retweeted
19 Jan 2018
Until you have backups, you don't have a database. What you have is a prolonged period of optimism.
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Will Pike retweeted
19 Jan 2018
Tip: JavaScript's Array.from() accepts a second argument that's a `map` function. Useful for calling on each element of an array you created.
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29 Dec 2017
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18 Dec 2017
@disqus went to go check out your pricing page... it’s chaos in IE... Left=IE, Right=Chrome
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Will Pike retweeted
13 Dec 2017
3 out of 4 Republican voters oppose the FCC's plan to gut #NetNeutrality. If your rep is a Republican, call them right now and tell them that. BattleForTheNet.com
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Will Pike retweeted
1 Dec 2017
8/ What this indicates—beyond any serious doubt—is the following: Special Counsel Bob Mueller, the former Director of the FBI, believes Mike Flynn's testimony will *incriminate* the President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States, or both of these two men.
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