wiseau, as in tommy. she/they, 30s. hockey (SJS, NYI, CBJ-ish, etc.). dungeon master. nonsense purveyor. banner by @argodeonn! #bluehairdontcare
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they’ll probably put it back up to 4 next year, it’s only been 3 this year because they had to reduce it after the sharks didn’t score four goals at home at all last year so there were no tacos at all
Apr 7
The Sharks only have to score three measly goals for fans to get free tacos. Methinks they're going to raise that bar a little next year. Local Taco Bells probably going out of business at this rate.
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skill issue. tech museum, rosicrucian museum, great food from a variety of cultures,
Mar 24
I just saw someone post “I’m going to San Jose for vacation to see a sharks game! What are some fun things I should do in sj” baby there’s no plane…. The most fun thing you can do is take Caltrain sf
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Mar 18
Smith is now on the fourth line, it looks like
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have we lost the lore that one of tyler’s nicknames when he first entered the league was “cupcake” and that’s the bit he’s doing here
Feb 24
Tyler Toffoli really wanted to win the “Elevated cupcake experience”.
Via @catbtoffoli
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mactriple line 🔥🔥🔥
Feb 20
Jon Cooper had Mack, Mack and Mc out there OFTEN in the 2nd and 3rd period 😭🇨🇦
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i’ve been saying mactriple like mcdouble
Feb 14
someone called the mackinnon mcdavid celebrini line the 'big mac line' im dead af
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new loophole just dropped. put “GAY 69” on the back of your regular home jerseys for pride night
Jan 19
Genuine question, but I thought specialty warm up jerseys were banned why are these jerseys allowed but cancer, pride, military ones aren’t
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i was a sharks fan when our captain joe thornton said on-mic if he ever scored 4 goals in a game that he’d have his c*ck out, stroking it
shoutout to the people who were sharks fans when their captain was logan couture who got punched for being a trumpie in toronto lmao
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transvis kelce
26 Aug 2025
rotating a “gaylor” swiftie in my mind who thinks this is a preamble to Travis Kelce coming out as trans
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we love to neg players through the tv in the most affectionate possible way in order to get them to score
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