Trying again because I ainโ€™t no quitter. An old infantryman paying for the sins of his youth. AATW. Donโ€™t DM me. /G\

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If I ever become an actor, I would definitely want a role where I shout โ€œSEIZE THEM!!โ€
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I hate it when someone says, โ€œyou want to hear something funny?โ€ And their story is not funny at all.
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Ah, the Nigerians are out in force
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And yet you still fuck with us. Make it make sense.
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The people wearing fucking spurs will you dead in the eye, and with a straight face, tell you that Airborne is irrelevant.
Cavalry isn't an MOS, it's an organization. As this selection of headgear indicates, spurs aren't only earned by 19Ds.
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Thereโ€™s as many self-appointed โ€œjournalistsโ€ on X/Twitter as โ€œmodelsโ€ on Instagram.
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Is it weird that I like plain tortilla chips, no salsa or queso?
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If I turn up Forty-Six & 2 in my ear buds, itโ€™ll overpower the tinnitus, right?
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Notwithstanding the douche bag Fred Durst, Limp Bizkit had some pretty good songs
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Every once in a while, you need to dance like Jimmy Jr.

ALT Dancing Dance GIF

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I always feel like putting my flat-brimmed hat on backwards whenever Limp Bizkit music comes on my Spotify feed.
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Dave ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜˜ #blonde #dance
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I canโ€™t tell you thatโ€ฆbecause I was blocked ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ And Iโ€™m working towards my official certification. I can still inspect, just not officially
please tell me u are an official inspector๐Ÿ™ˆ
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Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
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No oneโ€™s going to call him anything because Mr. โ€œTrying Way Too Hardโ€ limited replies ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
Iโ€™m a straight white dude, a veteran who grew up in a military family on farms in the Midwest. Moved to Texas on a scholarship from the Army. I drive a truck, listen to country music, and love football. I dare anybody to call me UnAmerican, and Iโ€™m fully behind Talarico.
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I donโ€™t understand basketball. Team A has possession of the ball and get fouled: Ref: Team A. Gets the ball Team A: but we had the ball Ref: you get the ball A: but we had the ball Ref: you get the ball A: but we had the ball Then I turn the channel and watch Family Guy.
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Iโ€™m surprised she let you reply. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
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youtu.be/2SMCWq061pc?si=PlvCโ€ฆ He doesnโ€™t read the last paragraph. He recites from memory, likely because heโ€™s read that letter many times.
Executive Mansion,โ€จWashington, Nov. 21, 1864. Dear Madam,-- I have been shown in the files of the War Department a statement of the Adjutant General of Massachusetts that you are the mother of five sons who have died gloriously on the field of battle. I feel how weak and fruitless must be any word of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming. But I cannot refrain from tendering you the consolation that may be found in the thanks of the Republic they died to save. I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom. Yours, very sincerely and respectfully, A. Lincoln
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Has anyone talked to the guys he served with while deployed? He throws his service around often and Iโ€™d be curious to hear what these guys have to say.
FIRST ON FOX: Democratic Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner dodges an apology when confronted over a deleted Reddit post where he said a Purple Heart recipient "didnโ€™t deserve to live." Fox News Digital asked him what he would say to offended voters โ€” and whether he owed Pfc. Ted Daniels an apology. Platner instead pointed to his own service: "I did four tours in the infantry, any attempt to say that I disrespect veterans is slanderous and offensive."
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I donโ€™t have a Napoleon Complex, I have a Neopolitan Complex
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Ugh. Donโ€™t you hate it when Twinkieโ€™sโ„ข๏ธ go stale?
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