I don’t try to solve the worlds mysteries. I just push buttons and things happen.

Joined March 2018
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2 Feb 2023
Now looking for new opportunities in WordPress development, audio engineering, or graphic design.
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19 Feb 2022
reminder to self to come back to this Monday.
One thing that has always been a pain for me when making WordPress plugins is creating a consistent build process for ZIP files. Now, I use @PluginMachine CLI to make ZIP files that are ready to install.
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11 Feb 2022
I was reading about the history of web development. One thing I found interesting is that when Java died, it was placed in Java’s Crypt.
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31 Jan 2022
Reached #5 on the Top 10 UK Garage charts on @beatport. Maybe this music thing will happen.
15 Jan 2022
My new song is available to purchase on Beatport, and I’m currently sitting at #22 in the Top 100 UK Garage charts. Can you help me get it to the Top 10? beatport.com/release/haze/35…
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30 Jan 2022
So what do I put my @asmartbear cache clearing hot sauce on first?
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26 Jan 2022
Crypto people: Because it's just an API, there's no usurious fees, like $20 wire charges or 3% credit card transaction fees. Also Crypto: Buying $100 of ETH costs $25 in gas fees, then another $25 to convert to WETH to buy an NFT, which will be another $25.
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26 Jan 2022
Only works when public transit has actual infrastructure behind it
15 Jan 2022
My new song is available to purchase on Beatport, and I’m currently sitting at #22 in the Top 100 UK Garage charts. Can you help me get it to the Top 10? beatport.com/release/haze/35…

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ITS NOT CLIMATE CHANGE ITS A REGIONALLY CURATED SUBSCRIPTION BOX OF ARTISINAL APOCALYPSES
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21 Jun 2021
Happy birthday @ChrisWiegman! You too @benUNC!
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I tried to find that article where @Reuters promised they'd never delete their old content, but it got deleted. Luckily the @waybackmachine still has copies. web.archive.org/web/20141120…
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17 Feb 2021
Snowboarded in Texas today. Never thought that’d happen.
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28 Jan 2021
Liz asked me what font to use for some statement she has to write and I told her to use comic sans. She knew I was joking but was all “I love comic sans”
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4 Jan 2021
Guess today was a good day to take off.
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28 Dec 2020
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11 Dec 2020
If you wanna hear what I’m grooving on right now.
11 Dec 2020
Updated my Spotify playlist with some of my current favorite tunes. open.spotify.com/playlist/3k…
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4 Dec 2020
I don’t always deploy on a Friday but when I do CircleCI goes down 😂