Author of 7 books. Most recent is FOREST FOR THE TREES. Winner of a Pushcart Prize 🏆. Work in 150 pubs, including LA Times, Sat Eve Post, Wigleaf. He/him.

Joined June 2014
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I was fortunate enough to have three micros picked up by @wigleaf -- here's "This Would Not Fit on a Bumper Sticker"
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I love that butter lives in a gated penthouse at the top of the fridge.
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Mathieu Cailler retweeted
#shortstory #writers!!! Pls note we'll start reading submissions this yr on June 1. Meantime, write the most #INTERESTING story you can, b/c #INTERESTING is what our #readers now expect! Thanks, & good luck! coolestamericanstories.com #shortstories #submit #bookstagrammer

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Having trouble finding lit mags that are open to subs right now. I have a short story of about 3.5K words. Any info? Thanks in advance!
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Dear restaurants: I respect the effort, but I don't want your artisanal ketchup... I just want Heinz.
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I did it again.
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Not the longest piece I've written, but one of my favorites. Thank you to Fictive Dream and editor, Laura Black. Here's "I Found a Bag of Time":
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So excited to be named visiting fiction writer at my alma mater, Vermont College of Fine Arts. When I think about what alma mater literally means—a fostering, nurturing mother—it feels exactly right for what VCFA gave me. Looking forward is an understatement.
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Happy New Underwear Day to all who celebrate!
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A little holiday love poem from me to you.
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happy first day of winter, friends. much love from socal.
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Honored to have a piece, "Work of Art", in the "best of" issue of @StanchionZine -- huge thanks and much love to editor-in-chief, Jeff Bogle.
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Honored to have this piece in the latest Driftwood anthology. Huge thanks to the editors!
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Buying Luka a ticket on the JetBlue site now. Even swinging for extra leg room.
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I could do without the Black Friday colonoscopy email to be honest.
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thanks to my wife for these pics
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early gull gets the sculpin
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24 hrs in San Francisco
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Hotels supply soap, shampoo, lotion, sometimes cotton swabs and an emery board, but why stop there? It'd be great if they could leave a few days' worth of shirts and pants, a jacket, a pair of shoes, and a pre-written excuse note for why you missed your flight home.
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A huge thank-you to Charles Maceo and City Hearts for letting me lead my masterclass with the incredible kids at Longfellow Elementary! It’s a true privilege to be part of such an extraordinary organization. @CityHeartsLA
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Borrowed a literal cup of sugar from my neighbor today. It works!
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