WOW! It's rare that you see the universe hate someone with such precision. Whoever owned this car must be a major d*%k.

I think he'll get a call from HR

Some gay men spend years living two separate lives - one the world accepts, and one where where their real heart exists. The saddest part is how many learn to hide their happiness just to survive 🌈🔥 Who can relate to this ?

Spotted in my neighborhood… A lot of people reduce love to softness or agreement. But real love has boundaries, truth, responsibility, and sometimes discomfort

Does seem familiar where have we heard it before?

Mike Rowe had his mother, best selling author Peggy Rowe on his recent podcast. After her daily morning swim, Peggy saw a woman's backside in the locker room. She had an unusual tattoo on her rear-end, so Peggy asked her about it. You won't believe what it was. 😂

What’s your response ?

🇺🇸Islam has endangered my voluntary control.🇺🇸

George Carlin never missed once. He is sorely missed

Man to man

Exactly this right here…

BRUH! 😎 HE COOKED 🔥

Black fatigue is real. And just because somebody has it doesn't make them a racist. You know it. I know it. My black friends know it.

Best response you're gonna see today!!

You have got to be kidding me! I’m with him. I’ve already got a list of places I still actively avoid from the first go around. If businesses start demanding this crap again I’m just going to add to the list. Remember, most of these “woke” businesses demanded to see your vaccine card before you could enter. (Bars in Palm Springs, CA were especially hypocritical. Vaccine Card and ID.) 4 or so years later the “woke” are saying Voter ID is too hard, or an invasion of privacy. Now the “Woke” are freaking out about hauntavirus, with 41 cases reported? I might have at least a little respect if they’d pick a freakin lane and stick with it.

A fifth-grade teacher asks her class how many were Kamala fans. Despite not knowing what a Kamala fan was but wanting to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher looks over to Johnny and asks, “Johnny, why are you being different again?” Johnny replies, “Well, because I’m not a Kamala fan.” “Why aren’t you a Kamala fan?” Johnny replies, “Because I’m a Republican.” The teacher scoffs and says, “Oh really? Why are you a Republican?” Little Johnny responds, “Well, my mom is a Republican, my dad is a Republican, so I’m a Republican.” She then says, “Oh really? Then what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?” Little Johnny smiles and says, “A Kamala fan.”

I was on a train in Tokyo. We stopped between stations. Announcement in Japanese, then in English: "We apologize for the delay. We will resume shortly." The delay was maybe 3 minutes. Not a big deal. When the train started moving again, another announcement: "We sincerely apologize for the delay. We were stopped for 3 minutes and 20 seconds. This is unacceptable. Thank you for your patience." Three minutes and twenty seconds. They measured it exactly. And called it unacceptable. When I got off at my stop, there were station staff on the platform bowing and handing out delay certificates. I took one out of curiosity. It was an official document stating that the train had been delayed by 3 minutes and 20 seconds, signed and stamped. The staff member said in English "for your employer. So they know the delay was not your fault." I said I'm a tourist, I don't need it. He looked confused. "But the delay affected you. You deserve an apology." Three minutes. They were treating a three-minute delay like a major incident. Later I mentioned this to a Japanese friend. They said "oh yes, delay certificates are normal. Trains are supposed to be exactly on time. If they are late, they must apologize." I said three minutes isn't late, it's nothing. My friend said "in Japan, three minutes is late. On time means on time. Not approximately on time." They said the train company probably investigated why there was a 3-minute delay. "They will find the cause and fix it so it doesn't happen again." I kept the certificate. It's framed in my apartment now. A reminder that somewhere in the world, people care about three minutes. © 6IX.

BRUTAL! 🤣🤣🤣 Vote Spencer Pratt.

I thought my answer was perfect.

🇺🇸This sound be the law in all 50 states.🇺🇸