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12 Apr 2022
Cover reveal! I wrote this book, and it's good, and I'm so excited to share it with you! Pre-orders open today, so grab a rack of tallboys, turn on the bounce house, and let's get this party started:
12 Apr 2022
Lesser American Boys, a collection of short stories by @yeahpathy, is due out this October—but you can preorder your copy at a discounted price starting right now masonjarpress.com/chapbooks-…
Also, this is its cover!
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13 Jan 2024
My friend and colleague Jenni wrote this story at @FracturedLit, and it was so good that I was obligated to come out of my internet hermit hole to tell you about it: fracturedlit.com/pairs/
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13 Jan 2024
Anyway I'm still alive I'm just writing a book and learning to draw better and getting into birds and ice skating and reading all of Murakami (bc I love a project). Disengaging from the internet has been a gift
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5 Oct 2023
The day I got a story accepted to @GburgReview, Aleksandar Hemon was visiting my campus. As a result, we had a great conversation about lit mags; I felt like I belonged after a long time of looking in on the lit world from outside. Changed the arc of my life. An enormous loss
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5 Oct 2023
Thank you Mark. Thank you Peter. Thank you student editors. Thank you readers of slush.
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7 Aug 2023
I have been thinking a lot about what it means to make art, especially since it seems like humanity is sort of wrapping up as a going concern, and I think for now I'm more interested in cherishing what's here than commenting on it or making more. This is probably my last tweet!
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29 Jun 2023
Some of yall take being a person on this earth too seriously
28 Jun 2023
How many pieces of clothing with anthropomorphic hot dogs on them is too many?
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28 Jun 2023
How many pieces of clothing with anthropomorphic hot dogs on them is too many?
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TRICK QUESTION
7 votes • Final results
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Zach VZ retweeted
30 May 2023
When Cormac decided to own James Franco:
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27 May 2023
My new thing is I'm only tweeting once a month. This is May. June's will be better
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26 Apr 2023
My ear got too wet and now I'm in tremendous pain. Having a body is a mistake!!!
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Zach VZ retweeted
15 Apr 2023
(Repairing wrecked boat village boy approaches with picture from my pack) Bahu bah? {Monster}
Me: No bahu bah. Marmaduke…Buha bet {Friend}
Boy: Mar-ma-duke…Your?
Me: Not mine. Everybodys. {confused look} he is…like Wind. Everyones
Boy {grinning} Marmaduke is like Wind
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28 Mar 2023
if i were rich, i'd hire someone to take the extra blanket off of me two hours after i go to bed
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24 Mar 2023
Me: "Why is [our local arthouse] showing The Quiet Girl for 5 weeks in a row when it showed Women Talking for 8 days?"
Jaclyn: "Because people love quiet girls and hate women talking. You've answered your own question."
Reader, she got me
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22 Mar 2023
One of my favorite genres of movie is "dumb guy's idea of a smart idea": Edge of Tomorrow, Shadow in the Cloud, and now, delightfully, 65
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18 Mar 2023
My kindle updates pretty much every time I touch it. Why are they still fiddling with "show a book on a screen"
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