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May 27
Elect me as president, and I promise to repeal the 19th, remove all female politicians from office, and immediately resign.
May 26
Our seniors should not pay property taxes.
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Tl;dr We need to go back in time to stop a guy hitting on a girl, no matter how innocent he was, to stop the Mortal Kombat characters of now from looking like garbage.
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Do it for me, guys!
Once I hit 1,000 followers I will do as promised.
I will ask my wife out on a date.
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Guys, @arthur_ber84872 is just 2 shy of 1k followers. Someone should fix that.
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Jun 13
Top three bands of June so far? The Unlikely Candidates, The Blue Stones, and AJR.
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Jun 12
It lived through the night so we got some friends.
Jun 12
Can someone please explain to me why Iβm cooking lentils for a baby chick thatβs currently chirping in my bathroom and probably wonβt make it through the night?
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Jun 12
Now I get to look forward to a night of not sleeping because itβs chirping, or not sleeping because itβs not chirping and Iβm worried.
Jun 12
Can someone please explain to me why Iβm cooking lentils for a baby chick thatβs currently chirping in my bathroom and probably wonβt make it through the night?
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Jun 12
Can someone please explain to me why Iβm cooking lentils for a baby chick thatβs currently chirping in my bathroom and probably wonβt make it through the night?
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Jun 11
Who are you calling super?!
I'm starting to think that most people who claim to be autistic are really just super weird dorks.
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Jun 11
Heck yeah, Koepka finishing T1 today! Nice to watch one of my roster have a decent game.
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Eden Berk retweeted
Just did another @td10rpg session with my daughter. This time we used chalk to draw the map outside. This is a jungle with a lake, lava river, waterfall, and giant trees. She had to rescue the Dino queens eggs from evil duck monsters and fight King Kong. When great!
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He slowly gets more and more pissed the more the story doesnβt make sense
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Jun 11
You know what is good art. Stargate SG-1, it teaches us bravery, friendship, ingenuity against overwhelming odds, camaraderie and that the P-90 is humanityβs greatest achievement, there is probably a gay subplot of diplomacy and tolerance but we can ignore those
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Jun 11
This is the best Zelda game.
You are allowed to have a personal favorite that isn't this one, but Link to the Past is one of the few perfect games ever made.
It ages like fine wine. It's pixel perfect graphics and wonderful soundtrack are timeless. It's gameplay is laser smooth.
In 40 years it will still be perfect.
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
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Jun 11
I have an ensemble across my trilogy. If pressed, I could pick 1 protagonist, but it wouldnβt be the obvious choice of the 15 chapters so far written. I really think of it as 3 main povs, 6 secondary povs, 2 supporting povs, and 1 wildcard.
There's a lot of engagement farming aimed at writers, asking questions about "your protagonist" or "your villain," etc. I'm on my 15th novel. Exactly which protagonist or villain would you like to hear about?
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Jun 11
I was today years old when I learned the lead singer of Blur is the lead singer of Gorillaz and now Iβm mad at myself for not noticing sooner
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