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20 Jan 2024
The intro to episode 19 of @VictoryLightPod had me dying and I had to try to visualize it.
@THEKIDMERO @lizthegodmother @RaineyOvalle @JLo
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Monica spoke the truth. This woman was courtside at the Cavs game, rooting against the Knicks like three weeks ago. Not shocked that this fanbase has a problem with yet another woman of color though!!!
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Jun 14
this is like the human equivalent of putting out a scratching post so your cats dont shred the couch
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Jun 14
Getting to the point where I’m starting to appreciate how Jeffries has the posture and expression of an axe murderer in every photo taken of him
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Jun 13
This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life
The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful
Jun 12
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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showing side boob on the morning news is nuts go knicks
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Jun 12
World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:
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Jun 10
Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles
Jun 10
JUST IN: Redditor claims he can now “use ChatGPT” in his head & accurately predict what it would say.
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Jun 8
The Bosnian in the hood
Jun 8
A Bosnian nigga here for the world cup jus asked me where the bets local eats was i sent da nigga 2 da hood #goodlucknigga
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Jun 8
“On behalf of everyone across the Big Apple: Welcome home, my friends.”
Nah bro I’m not crying you are.
Welcome to the greatest city on Earth.
Here are some tips and tricks for how to get around and make the most of your time here.
Learn more at nyctourism.com.
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Jun 5
i’ve been sitting alone on a park bench for 30mins and have been approached 3 times
maybe your husband is just walking the dog and waiting to find you
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This is so good lmfao
A software engineer was granted a religious exemption from using AI at work. Legal experts say others may follow now that the Pope has raised concerns about the tech's impact on humanity. bit.ly/4dZNXiF
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Jun 3
he’s sort of a generational poster though
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the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂
Jun 4
Trump says he's going to an NBA Finals game at MSG next Monday, and he might be there for Game 4 too
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