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Arthur Hayes: the thing that ends this bull market isn't a recession or a Fed pivot... It's AOC. "I think she is going to be the Democratic nominee for 2028. And I think investors are going to freak the f*ck out." If she starts polling well, investors holding AI stocks at 100x revenue will have to start asking what a 50% AI tax will do to valuations. "And once you start asking questions about the future like that - it's over." FT @CryptoHayes @ilblackdragon @andyyy @robbieklages @therollupco.

NEW: Microsoft AI chief predicts AI will automate most white-collar work within 18 months.

why do boomer CEOs hate remote work?

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s happening.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Many Religious leaders have come forward to claim they were contacted by the U.S. government to 'prepare now' for UFO disclosure to unleash Bible-changing revelations involving Reptilian creatures (Draconians) and materials from ‘non human origin.’ Perry Stone, a well-known evangelist, author and Bible teacher from Tennessee, warned that fellow pastors were recently invited to a secret meeting with US intelligence officials to prepare for the release of secret files on extraterrestrials. The evangelist claimed that pastors were told about the existence of 'reptilian' creatures, UFOs and materials from a non-human origin and 'other things that almost sound like something out of a sci-fi movie.' According to Stone, the officials warned a small group of pastors with a large reach in the Christian community that the government was about to release reports and possibly videos of aliens and spacecraft which were not from this planet.

$BTC is still in the Wyckoff distribution phase. Charts don't lie, people do.

Something very weird is happening in the market right now. But why is nobody worried?

JUST IN: Michael Saylor says a massive Bitcoin supply shock is coming

FACT: New Fed Chair = MARKET DUMP Look at this closely: Every time a new chair came to the Fed, the market entered a downtrend Yellen - major drawdown Powell - same story, TWICE This isn't just a hypothesis - we've seen this happen THREE times in a row Now we’re approaching another transition I think the market is not pricing this in yet Be careful around this period - this is where narratives flip fast Prepare, don’t react NOTIFS ON!

Shinzo Abe watching over his boy Trump from Heaven.

Here is the letter Meta Platforms $META just sent to employees about the cutting laying off 10% of the workforce: "Over the last few weeks we have been working on some changes to our organization that will result in us laying off around 10% of the company on May 20, and closing about 6,000 open roles. Normally, we would want to nail down more details before communicating about this broadly, but since this has leaked, I want to share what I can right now. I know this is unwelcome news and confirming this puts everyone in an uneasy state, but we feel this is the best path forward, given the circumstances. We’re doing this as part of our continued effort to run the company more efficiently and to allow us to offset the other investments we’re making. This is not an easy tradeoff and it will mean letting go of people who have made meaningful contributions to Meta during their time here. We will support those who are laid off with a generous severance package which, in the US, will include 16 weeks base pay plus two weeks for every year of employment. We will also cover the cost of COBRA health care coverage for US employees and their families for 18 months. Packages outside the US will be similar but vary by country, as will local timelines and processes. We will also offer career services to support people in finding another role, and immigration support for those who need it. We’ll share more of these details in a follow up post ahead of May 20. For notifications, we will follow the same process we have before: on May 20, anyone who is impacted will receive an email to their work and personal accounts – please make sure your personal email is updated in Workday. I know this leaves everyone with nearly a month of ambiguity which is incredibly unsettling. We will try to answer your questions here in the comments but as we’re still working through the details we aren’t able to share much more until later in May. Meanwhile, you can find more information on the People Portal which includes our standard FAQs and logistical details for layoffs."

Under the directives of the President of the UAE, we launch a new government model. Within two years, 50% of government sectors, services, and operations will run on Agentic AI, making the UAE the first government globally to operate at this scale through autonomous systems. AI is no longer a tool. It analyses, decides, executes, and improves in real time. It will become our executive partner to enhance services, accelerate decisions, and raise efficiency. This transformation has a clear timeline. Two years. Performance across government will be measured by speed of adoption, quality of implementation, and mastery of AI in redesigning government work. We are investing in our people. Every federal employee will be trained to master AI, building one of the world’s strongest capabilities in AI-driven government. Implementation will be overseen by Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed, with a dedicated taskforce chaired by Mohammad Al Gergawi driving execution. The world is changing. Technology is accelerating. Our principle remains constant. People come first. Our goal is a government that is faster, more responsive, and more impactful.

🔥🚨RECENT: This Atlanta Georgia native broke down in tears after he took a trip to Palm Beach Florida which is 40 minutes from Miami with his girlfriend for his birthday after she left him and turned off her phone. Many views assume the worst and claim ‘she getting flipped over in Miami.’ Most of the viewers sympathize with this man especially the men that can relate.

NEW: Google claims 75% of all new code written at the company is now AI-generated.

JUST IN: Pentagon reportedly asks GM & Ford to begin producing weapons, reviving a WWII-era model.