✍🏼 coin-operated thought machine 📸 🐕 (he/him) 🌱 yo@iain.studio
Joined April 2009
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6 Jan 2019
you: let’s get this bread
j.d. salinger, an intellectual: let’s catch this rye
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Feb 20
Selling 2x tickets to Dur-Dur Band International at Jazz Cafe in London tonight, £30 each, DM! 🎸
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27 Feb 2025
Horrendous typo spotted on this @MercedesBenzUK tv ad 😳 “there is offers” — is there?
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16 Jan 2025
the “they had a happy life” argument as a justification for prematurely ending it will never make sense to me
14 Jan 2025
ppl truly believe “but they were happy before we killed them” is moral justification for causing unnecessary harm. Consumers soothe themselves over funding premeditated violence by convincing themselves it’s ok so long as the victims were ‘happy’ before that violence is inflicted
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23 Dec 2024
@ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport in July, Three apologised and failed to process my bill due to a “processing error” (not my fault) which you acknowledged in November. Despite this, you incorrectly reported arrears for three months to credit reference agencies. (1/3)
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23 Dec 2024
The bill was just automatically added to my November bill and has been fully paid. The funny thing is I’m applying for a mortgage right now and due to move at the end of January. Obviously, as a result of this, my applications are getting denied left right and centre (2/3
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23 Dec 2024
I was advised that my query has been closed with absolutely no additional context. I phoned up and they advised it’s getting sorted but I NEED this in writing in order to successfully apply for a mortgage. They were unable to help and just tried to sell me products instead. HELP.
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22 Nov 2023
Stomach-turning video reveals how plant-based Thanksgiving turkey is made trib.al/Vf58lU7
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21 Nov 2023
swapped a slow/clunky/expensive third-party gmail app with a dedicated email space in @browsercompany (arc)—so simple, so cool
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19 Oct 2023
really hoping for someone sound to take over the best pub in glasgow
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iain robertson retweeted
4 Oct 2023
can safely say that, as a cis woman, i have never ever felt threatened by or unsafe around a trans women. i do, however, feel unsafe around men most days! hope this helps :)
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iain robertson retweeted
2 Oct 2023
i can not believe it is 2023 and i live in one of the supposed richest countries in the world and i am having to ration the medication that i need to function because there’s a national shortage which means i’m probably going to run out soon
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2 Oct 2023
i know for a fact blade’s the perfect dog because he looks just like the dog emoji 🐕
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31 Aug 2023
all these cleaning product ads talking about “soap scum” — feels kinda mean, no?
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