Photographer. Rock/alt. DJ. Folk horror & Forteana fan. Basketballer. Discordian. Likes the clink of ice in whiskey and the sound of crashing guitars.
Joined February 2009
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Every eighteen months or so the Gods spin a wheel to determine what the next food trend will be.
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US BBQ was good, Pho was fine I guess, pizza was certainly full of people pretending they were doing something new (while killing off others who'd been doing it for ages), and now we get… is it going to be smash burgers… no it's clicked over to… jacket potatoes.
Fuck sake.
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Jun 16
Being an NBA fan I can't really complain about breaks in play, but this 'hydration break' thing in the World Cup is just an advertising thing, right? US can't handle this long without a 'message' from a local car dealership, or a reminder to pay more money for their healthcare.
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Jun 14
Im crying dawg. It doesn’t matter that he didn’t win it in Minnesota. KAT is such a good human..he just deserves it. Good people deserve good things. I have never been happier for a player than i am right now.
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Karl-Anthony Towns: NBA champion.
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Jun 14
Karl-Anthony Towns getting a ring before Jimmy Butler brings me great joy.
Congrats KAT.
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Jun 14
Wemby losing in the Finals is penance for elbowing Naz Reid who is pure of heart
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Jun 11
Social media platforms need to introduce a feature where if a certain percentage of viewers vote your content stupid, you get demonetized.
'Auditors' would be gone in the first week.
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Jun 10
As someone who loosely follows the WNBA, but is a middle-aged white man, I've tried to avoid commentary on either Angel Reece or Caitlyn Clark for fear of accusations of racism/glazing.
But I'll tell you right now, Olivia Miles is the fucking Truth.
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Jun 2
Just realized this 2004 strip also foretold the coming of AI - achewood.com
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Jun 3
Here it is: my 2026 manifesto for the #Makerfield By-Election. Makerfield Great Again! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount
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May 31
Aside from the usual prejudices I'd usually nominally support the team that knocks the Wolves out, because I'd rather be beaten by the best than by other losers.
But with no disrespect to the Spurs, I want the Knicks to take this one.
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May 31
a map of who america wants to with the NBA finals
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May 28
Friends. Listen to me. Achewood is one of the finest things I have ever read. It is genuinely good art. It is one of only two genuinely good pieces of art that has been released this side of the Millenium.
May 28
Read the 1,700 strip archive free at achewood.com, support the NEW strips at patreon.com/achewood!
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May 24
Surely all Wolves fans want to see KAT get his ring. Can't think of anyone more deserving.
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May 18
If you think all politicians are the same you're the same type of midwit who can't tell the difference between Slipknot and Slayer.
Just admit you don't know enough about the subject.
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