mentally a girl on an elevated surface | 26 | he/him
Joined November 2016
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zach retweeted
Jun 9
“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples
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zach retweeted
Jun 9
you couldn’t even write a book called “the very hungry caterpillar” these days. it would have to be something like, “the very cunty caterpillar”. or “the caterpillar who served cunt”. because of woke
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zach retweeted
Jun 5
I’m at that age where I’m watching Sex and The City as a documentary.
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Jun 6
can confirm as a 26 year old
Jun 5
It’s well known Americans hate children but we also hate teenagers and absolutely despise people in their early twenties. In America you’re basically dead past 30 so the only acceptable age to be is 26, which is also coincidentally the worst year of your life.
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zach retweeted
Mar 21
something something picking up the wig or the weights
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Jun 5
kenzie on love island:
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zach retweeted
Jun 4
sorry for being so vulnerable last night you’ll never hear from me again
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Jun 3
if anyone asks me what my type is i’m showing the a picture of this man
Jun 3
he looks like a disney prince that made a wish to experience the real world and ended up on love island
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zach retweeted
Jun 3
Sean: you don’t like country music??
Beatriz:
#LoveIslandUSA
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zach retweeted
Jun 3
beatriz as soon as they try to kick her off the villa
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zach retweeted
May 27
budget for pride month is a fierce 2 dollars
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May 23
RT @alondramaren: If you’re crazy enough and have a head full of thoughts u can walk 20k steps
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zach retweeted
May 19
not to flirt or anything, but i’d educate myself on your interests just so we could talk about them.
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May 18
does anybody that looks like this wanna be into me
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zach retweeted
May 17
unfortunately I think im addicted to confusing homoerotic friendships that toe the line of being a situationship
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zach retweeted
May 16
sorry i can’t talk rn i’m in a long distance low commitment unlabelled low profile breadcrumbing lovebombing micro obsessive yearning internet pseudo situationship w oomf
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