Someone call the NRMA, I’m having a breakdown!

Just walked past a group of kids doing the ‘Wakanda Forever’ pose in front of the Shrine of Remembrance. #LestWeForget

Time flies when you have bananas

Canopy in a rainforest, or do I have to wait until I find a toilet?

People think you have to ‘train’ for Kokoda. Bro, just stop washing it.

Guy at the piss store just asked me if this was the poop store. Buddy look around you

I’ve decided to quit my job to become a theatre guy. I’m going to dedicate 100% of my time to producing/directing/staring in a one-man live stage production of Tenacious D’s Pick of Destiny, and then promptly retire.

Do they call them the Pyramids of Giza because they are old?

Rambo: First Blood, except I’m John Rambo and the mosquitoes in my room at 4AM are the corrupt cops