Finest golf takes - follow! Grinding every day. Slinger of the ball. True Believer of Strokes Gained. Hates cotton golf shirts.

Joined May 2008
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29 Aug 2025
Double bogeys are so much worse than birdies are good.
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Best way to simulate real pressure on the range. Bring your kid(s) and about 5 or 6 times during your session have them “watch this shot”. Your “coolest dad in the world” status is at risk each time.
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Jun 11
I’m guessing Phil has done this a bunch and we’ll hear about allegations and hush money soon enough. Degenerate through and through.
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Sounds like Phil is denying the reported study and allegations. It will be interesting to hear his side of this.
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Jun 12
The LIV Golf Telethon: because $5.5 billion only goes so far. Players are standing-by or donate through the app everyone watches on! Your donation will help a LIV player avoid flying commercial!
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Jun 10
Had a big talk with the family, got their input and support and we decided that it’s time. I will be adding the 60° wedge back into the bag! My boy said “I know your short game is good enough now daddy. You won’t flub it”. Wife is a bit skeptical: “we are trusting you…” ❤️
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Jun 10
Birdied first hole, round is doomed.
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Jun 9
Does Footjoy make a spiked golf loafer? Does anyone? Is this just a bad idea for a shoe? I tend to think a spiked golf loafer could work, am I wrong?
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Jun 8
Anytime I see a guy buying the jumbo basket of range balls I just know they’re as lost as can be. And will probably be more lost by the end of it.
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Jun 7
Wow thought that putt was slipping out for Korda. She used the entire cup. What a finish! Great leaderboard, Hull was amazing the last 2 days.
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Jun 7
They better finish soon or Jack is going to go to bed.
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Jun 6
Dick’s Sporting Goods should open a store for youth sports called Lil’ Dick’s.
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Jun 5
This is the NBA player version of a 1 HCP claiming he can reliably beat LPGA players.
Draymond Green says Steph Curry could make the PGA Tour in 3 years “Bro, I went to golf with Steph one time. He incredible. He could real deal possibly be a professional golfer. He can definitely be a golf pro, no question” “And by the way, I don't take the sport for granted. I know how hard it is. So I don't want to disrespect those guys. Just like I hate when people say, ‘Yo, he could, or I could play in the NBA’” “Like, bro, no you can't. That's not a realistic thing for you. Shut up” “So take what I'm saying with a grain of salt. I don't want to disrespect those guys. But I golfed with Steph at Cal Club. It's not like some crazy simple course” “He didn't get a bogey till the ninth. He didn't miss a single shot until the ninth or tenth hole. It was like par, par, birdie, par, birdie. He incredible”
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Jun 5
Hale Irwin is the foil in so many of these old golf videos. He just pops up all the time as he was always in the thick of it during this period even if it seems like he never wins (he won a lot). Hell of a player.
Tell your wife to leave the room while you watch this. Wouldn’t want her getting pregnant
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Jun 4
Ran over this ball with the lawn mower. Haven’t seen this since I was a kid when it seemed like every ball you found was smiling at you.
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Jun 4
Shinnecock is the preeminent venue for the US Open and I couldn’t be more excited for a golf tournament. I think it presents the best of both worlds - extreme difficulty while allowing skill to outshine luck by virtue of its architecture. It’s the very best we have.
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Jun 3
A nice thing about playing 6am golf is everyone playing at that hour really loves golf and plays ready golf and keeps/sets a fast pace. No one is playing golf at 6am because they have all day. You’re out there at 6am for a reason.
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Jun 3
1 week ago I’m hitting some of the best drives I can remember. Now I can’t keep it on the planet. My theory is your game hits a peak right before it crashes.
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Jun 1
It’s June 1, which means it’s time to fill out the Masters Tournament ticket application, briefly convince myself I may achieve patron status, and then have that dream reliably crushed in late July.
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Jun 1
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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May 29
There are two types of golfers: 1) Those who can’t close the face. 2) Those who are terrified of closing the face.
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