#TLWIN / I play overwatch & roguelikes :) / listen to jasmine by lexycat
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new clipdump I got kinda experimental with it watch if u want :>
youtube.com/watch?v=oJQMECYxβ¦
youtube.com/watch?v=oJQMECYxβ¦
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went to dunkin and the drive thru person said βthatβll be 11 million dollarsβ and i said βoh no!β and she said βiβm just playin itβs $11.99β and man. she got my ass. what a great bit
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19h
Bro what happened to my audio LOOL loudest ive screamed in years man i cant believe it still
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my ideal first date is you explain to me the combat mechanics then put me in a small area with several basic enemies so I can practice
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Jun 13
βItβs <3, not >3β - me protesting a poly wedding
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Jun 13
43 thousand eliminations in a single series he might actually be sigma irl
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Jun 13
Frotting but with our intellect and wit
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iβm so interested in all that is unknown to me
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Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head
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when you are staying at your girl's house but her dad doesnt let you sleep together so you sleep with her instead
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Jun 13
you are barking up the Right tree. i love you
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Jun 12
do u think a really upset king was ever pouting on his throne when he heard the jingle jingle of his jester running towards him and cracked a lil smile cause he knew everything was gonna be alright
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(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own
Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man
Friend 2: vessel alert
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when she invites you over to her sex dungeon and the sex dragon is there too
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Jun 12
on public transport without headphones
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Jun 12
What the fuck you can't say that
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picking up someones mannerisms after spending time with them is like a lexical hickey
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Jun 10
fuck yeah we're hitting the same characters' syndrome WITH OMNICS NOW
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