I love my wife My Wife made me go to a tourney cuz she said i needed to go out and do something. Old man still got it #CC

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive Knicks in five

Boohoo cry me a river fuck nigga

In a Japanese zoo, famous male gorilla Kiyomasa was filmed sinking into deep thought after a quarrel with his partner.

This Direct is for JRPGs fans only. I don't know where you're gonna get your dirty plumber game, but it ain't here.

Heaven - Persona 4 Revival (2027)

YESSIR!!!! GET TRUMP’S DUMBASS OUT THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!!!

I’ve been training my whole life for switch sports resort thumb war. Generational talent.

DK64 is back on Switch 2 so I put the monkey rap over Back in Black. I'm sorry

i have a serious case of untreated car autism and im not joking look At all the times i’ve doxxed all my oomfs cars

What a dumbass.

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

My mayor’s Muslim My bagel’s Jewish My president is unfortunately still alive Knicks in 5

he’s the reason why this happened

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.