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Hele @AndrejBabis nepřipomíná vám to něco? #ksc #budelip
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Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States. Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
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🚨 THE US REGULATORY SYSTEM JUST BROKE In 48 hours, SpaceX goes public at $1.77 TRILLION - the biggest IPO ever I've been trading for over a decade, and I have never seen them rewrite the rulebook like this Nasdaq, MSCI, and the biggest brokers in America all bent their own rules for ONE private company That doesn't happen by accident Let me show you exactly what they did: First, Fidelity dropped its minimum account size from $500,000 to $2,000 A 99.6% cut Think about that: The most exclusive door on Wall Street, thrown wide open to millions of small investors - days before the biggest debut in history. Ask yourself one question Why do they suddenly want YOU in? Because somebody needs people to sell to. SpaceX reserved 30% of the deal for retail THREE TIMES the normal share And even then, most people didn't get a full allocation. So to grab more at Thursday's open, they're dumping everything else TODAY to raise cash. That's half of the selling you're seeing. The other half? The smart money front-running July. Here's the trick: SpaceX doesn't join the Nasdaq 100 on day one. It joins 15 days later, because Nasdaq cut its own waiting period from 3 months to 15 days Just for this. The moment it joins, every QQQ fund on Earth is FORCED to buy. $22–27 billion in automatic buying. Translation: imagine 50 buses all forced to pull into the same gas station on the same morning. The funds know the stampede is coming. So they're selling now to free up cash for it. Retail selling. Institutions selling. At the exact same time. THAT is your selloff. Now here's the part nobody will say out loud: When the most connected money on the planet builds a $1.7T exit door and hands the keys to the smallest investors in the market… That's NOT generosity That's distribution at the top. We've seen this movie twice: ➮ 2000 Dotcom ➮ 2021 SPAC mania Insiders cash out at insane valuations while the crowd chases the hype. The math ain't mathing. So you've got two choices in the next 48 hours: Chase the most expensive IPO in history at the open… Or read the prospectus and realize you might BE the exit. The next few days will be INSANE, but don't worry - I'll break down every move as it happens, like I always do. Like it or not, I called every major top and bottom of the last decade publicly. I'll call this one too. Many people are going to wish they followed me before June 12, 2026. Soon, you'll understand why.
Jun 3
JUST IN: SpaceX targets an IPO of $135 per share
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Statement: "FIFA can confirm that match official Omar Abdulkadir Artan will be unable to train and officiate at the FIFA World Cup 2026 after he was denied entry into the United States. 1/3
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I'm not sure the Irish understand the damage the recent story of their pumping economic support into Putin's war machine is doing to their reputation in Central/East Europe. The idea of Ireland standing on the side of the oppressed against imperialists is gone, probably forever.
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Irish politicians are avoiding questions about Aughinish. Patrick O’Donovan refuses to answer my calls. The refinery is in his constituency He says the Russian owned plant is not connected to Russia’s war machine, without showing evidence. They want this to blow over. It won’t
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Before I leave Ireland, I want to place on record that in the last 24 hours I have received constant stalking and death threats for my reporting. However I will not be intimidated. What I have uncovered is deeply troubling, and the effort to silence it only makes that clearer.
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RT @briightstaars: Réel, ça m'a fait penser à ce tiktok d'une américaine qui "arrivait pas à trouver de café en Italie" 💀 t.co/7y4V
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Being a dad is realizing your dad didnt actually give a shit about your bedtime he just wanted you to go to bed so he could do other things.
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🇨🇿 Alleged database belonging to Czech e-commerce giant Alza.cz has been advertised on a cybercrime forum, with the threat actor claiming to possess approximately 437,000 customer records. * Threat actor claims the dataset originates from Alza.cz * Advertised volume: ~437,000 records * Claimed data includes customer names, email addresses, phone numbers, dates of birth, mailing addresses, customer tiers, loyalty card information, and loyalty point balances * Additional records allegedly contain order history and support ticket information * Administrative support-related records are also referenced in the advertised schema * Potential Impact: * Targeted phishing campaigns against customers * Account takeover attempts using customer profile information * Loyalty program fraud and abuse * Social engineering attacks leveraging order and support history * Customer privacy and reputational risks for affected organizations * Analyst Note: The advertised structure resembles a CRM and e-commerce customer database containing contact, order, and customer service information. Several fields appear consistent with retail customer management systems; however, the authenticity of the dataset and any attribution to Alza.cz remain unverified. Independent validation is required before confirming a breach or assessing the actual scope of exposure. #DDW #Intelligence #CzechRepublic #AlzaCZ
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Part 145 of trying to renovate my garden using a ChatGPT design 🤖 Turns out half of the comments were right… we’d put the felt roof on the wrong fucking way round 💀
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Blíží se komunální volby a v Praze se zas řeší parkování. Pokud chce někdo prosazovat tzv. pravicové řešení, nabízím inspiraci zde: Krutá pravda o parkování v Praze nwslttr.cz/p/ales-rod-kruta-…
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K nešťastnému úmrtí malého chlapce na záškrt: Část lidí se v souvislosti s poměrně vzácnou infekcí ptá: "A od koho to mohl asi chytnout?", a nenápadně pomrkává k Ukrajincům nebo jiným cizincům. Odpověď zní, že prakticky odkudkoliv.
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europeans after enabling their out of office auto reply until september
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Thank you city for the banner
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Replying to @portlik
Primátor: ODS Náměstek pro sociální věci, zdraví a bydlení: ODS Náměstek pro infrastrukturu: TOP09 Radní pro kulturu a památkovou péči: TOP09 Radní pro školství a sport: ODS Radní pro správu majetku: TOP09 Radní pro finance a rozpočet: ODS Proč to tempo nedáváte Praze nyní?
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„Měla jsem to těžké, nejezdím na drahé dovolené,“ tvrdila paní ministryně Mrázová, když obhajovala, že jako starostka Bíliny žila ve 130metrovém městském bytě za 4500,- . Tak jen malý tip: paní ministryně @ZMrazova_MMR , příště, až budete chtít vzbudit u lidí soucit, nejprve si promažte Instagram. Fotky ze Sri Lanky, Japonska, Brazílie, Tuniska nebo opakovaně z Itálie – v létě i v zimě – bohužel s tvrzením „životní těžkosti“ moc nesedí. Pro běžné lidi, kteří opravdu potřebují dotované bydlení a počítají každou korunu, je to spíš výsměch. Víc než srdceryvné příběhy by pak lidem pomohlo, kdybyste konečně přestala ničit pirátský Zákon o podpoře bydlení a projekty dostupného bydlení, které jsme připravili ještě v době, kdy jsem byl ministrem. A které mohou lidem reálně pomoct důstojně bydlet. Na dostupné bydlení totiž mají právo i jiní lidé než jen vy.
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Dostupnost alkoholu a celkové vnímání jeho konzumace ve společnosti je velký problém. Příklady táhnou! Litva dokázala od roku 2015 snížit spotřebu alkoholu o 20% a snížit počet úmrtí s alkoholem spojených také o 20%
Replying to @KanokJaroslav
Je to totálně nepopulární, normálka. Začít zákazem reklam a prodejem na benzínkách je průchozí, proti tomu může protestovat fakt jen někdo, kdo má s alkoholem problém.
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Tento týden fotbal ještě jednou, z jiného úhlu. Řešilo se to ve čtvrtek – Slavia si na středeční zápas za trest po derby mohla pozvat jen 30 vybraných VIP. Mezi nimi byl i končící člen Rady ČT Pavel Matocha. Má pravdu, když říká, že plně legálně. Ale...🧵 denikn.cz/2063897/zapas-slav…
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Zítra to je přesně deset let, co jsme poprvé prodávali naše hranolky z čerstvých brambor pod značkou Faency Fries. O necelých pět let později jsem celou firmu prodal. Tady je článek, proč jsem to udělal.
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Chovani SKS obce a klubu samotneho jen ukazuje, ze jsem mela opet pravdu. Na venek plakani jak je to strasne mrzi, ale ve finale maji sobotni pruser uplne u prdele. Trest ze strany DK = nulovy dopad. Trest ze strany klubu vuci fans = nulovy dopad Svym jednanim SKS dava cele...
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