Nervous Pooper.
Joined October 2014
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This is the funniest, most rewatchable five minutes in the history of recorded comedy
It is perfection and never gets old
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Jun 13
If America wins the World Cup the rest of the world has to call it “soccer” for the next 4 years I don’t make the rules
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Not in 100 years has a German guy been so charismatic that an entire nation waits excitedly to hear what he’s going to do next
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WE’RE GOING TO AN ELLA LANGLEY CONCERT ON THE 18TH AND WE’RE EVEN GOING TO MEET HER!!!!
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Designer Vaginer
Jun 12
'Human Barbie' to undergo groundbreaking designer vagina procedure - using cadaver fat trib.al/tHoiMX0
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I have amazing news. If you move to a fourth city, it’ll make a quadrilateral
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Jill retweeted
Jun 11
Europeans enjoying the World Cup: “Futbol is the greatest sport in the world.”
Americans enjoying the World Cup: “Wonder what fast food the German guy eats next.”
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Jill retweeted
Jun 10
Accidentally re-inventing “thinking” from first principles
Jun 10
JUST IN: Redditor claims he can now “use ChatGPT” in his head & accurately predict what it would say.
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Jun 9
All of America watching Euros rave about Waffle House, Chilis apps, buying Combos at a rural gas station, floating the Chattahoochee, and ranch dressing on the internet:
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