Northampton Saints,Northants Cricket and craft beer. Anti Hundred. Hard Landscaping, live music and theatre
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andrew draper retweeted
A Victoria Secrets model offered me sex today. In exchange I had to promote some bathroom cleaner.
I declined because I am a person of high moral standing with strong will-power.
In fact almost as strong as Ajax - the super strong cleaning liquid now available in scented lemon.
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andrew draper retweeted
Jun 11
A pregnant Irish girl phones her Mum at home.
"Ma, oi tink me waters have broke!"
"Oh me Holy Jaysus", Mam says, "Where are ya ringin from?"
"Oim ringin from me minge to me fockin ankles, ma!!"
Mornin!
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andrew draper retweeted
I wonder was Judd Trump thinking about the easy pink or the tight brown when he took that photo
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May 10
Most fluent backline in the league has won many games that they shouldn't have. Scrum, line out, defence,tactics and mental approach way below most of top 6.
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Apr 24
Rugby shooting itself in the foot.... part 673.....Bath 2nd string in top of the table clash๐ฌ
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Apr 11
Cantankerous old fart Stephen Jones now blaming poor crowd behaviour on Henry Pollock.
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I always find it strangely fascinating but ultimately deeply unsatisfying to listen to Rob Key explain away Rob Keyโs mistakes as if Rob Key were another Rob Key and that the England Test teamโs woefully undercooked Ashes preparation and dismally hapless tour was someone else called Rob Keyโs fault
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Mar 23
Rob Key talking absolute bollocks as usual, including some factual inaccuracies.
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Mar 15
Stephen Jones on an anti Pollock obsession this morning, the guy needs putting out to pasture.
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andrew draper retweeted
Mar 6
Can India be "offered" a pitch in a tournament run by the ICC? And, yes, I'll cry more.
#CricketTwitter
Team India to be offered mixed-soil pitch for final against New Zealand, to avoid past World Cup disasters from Ahmedabad
โ๏ธ @pdevendra
indianexpress.com/article/spโฆ
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andrew draper retweeted
Jan 22
Englandโs opener today, Zak Crawley, and number 11 Adil Rashid have each batted 251 times in first class cricket in their careers.
Adil Rashid has a better first class batting average.
#SLvsENG
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20 Dec 2025
Fascinating, surely at this level these should be basics.
Presenting Justin Langer in his absolute element ๐
He takes us through some of the England batsman's techniques, what's going wrong, some good examples...
And then the keys to rectifying it all #Ashes
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13 Dec 2025
Great tip .....you're welcome ๐
Christmas Presents Wrapping Tip ๐
When the day comes you have to wrap all the presents with the mrs make sure the 1st present you wrap is awful looks a mess, she will go nuts you be on Sellotape duty then for rest of the time wrapping ๐ป
Tomorrow is that day๐
Bingo ๐
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andrew draper retweeted
18 Nov 2025
This rage about Tesco Christmas trees is a really useful way to show who the terminally gullible, thick, and stupid, people are.
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andrew draper retweeted
A flower in the wrong place is a weed... A flag in the wrong place is litter.
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andrew draper retweeted
24 Aug 2025
Shock drop in house sales and prices predicted for some areas in September. Simpletons puzzled...
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andrew draper retweeted
24 Aug 2025
Thoughts and prayers to the roundabout painting 'patriots' who live in Milton Keynes.
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