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Take a minute for yourself and read this
9 Mar 2022
Listen to your emotions. Your heart is whispering something xx
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
21 Mar 2024
Rishi doesnโt want them together, plotting his downfall does he?
Straight out of โYes Ministerโ.
21 Mar 2024
Sam Coates, "Even though recess doesn't begin until next Wednesday, basically, MPs could all go home"
"Tory MPs aren't required to turn up too parliament, for any of the business that they've got. They've pushed. They've pushed back the Rwanda bill to the other side of Easter"
"MPs are free to campaign, or holiday"
"MP's holidays, are a bigger priority than getting the Rwanda bill on the statute books and seeing if that means flights can take off to Rwanda"
So as well as a ยฃ5,000 pay rise from ยฃ86,584 to ยฃ91,346, MPs can ignore important legislation get an extra week off ๐
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
Information requestโฆ
My dadโs local MP is Priti Patel.
Thought I might pop back to the UK and help out with social media messaging for the Opposition before the next general election.
Anyone have a contact?
Please retweet widelyโฆ
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
As a gay man, from the day I was born, and for every day since, Iโve had heterosexuality rammed down my throat. Iโve accepted that this is the way of things, and Iโve uncomplainingly lived my life.
Yet here is Nick, whining over LGBT folks & their sliver of visibility.
20 Mar 2024
Do homosexual people relate to images of rainbows in the way we're led to believe?
Because as a straight man I'm sick of the sight of them.
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As requested...
Iโm such a div. Forward
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
If you want to take credit for reducing inflation whilst in government, you must also take the blame for it increasing to such a high level whilst in government. And prices are still going up, just a bit slower.
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
Just a quick heads up.
Anyone coming at me with this shite will be laughed at. A lot.
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
Alright. No need to brag!
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
HMRC has announced its tax helpline will only be open for half the year, perfect for anyone looking to only pay half their tax
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
They've misspelt "lunatic xenophobic bastard fuckwits"
I also wonder who or what they are picking up to take back to France. I think they might mean your Citroen
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
WT actual F does โbelieversโ mean?
That question to, @reformparty_uk
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
Man paints wall that isnโt his, and is asked to remove it.
What a story! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Yet all the gammon are outraged that a union flag is going to be removed. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Londonders are descending on the Golden Chippy to support its under-threat Union Jack mural.
@HenryRiley1 went down to find out why Greenwich council are demanding it be painted over - and what customers think about it all.
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
Would that be the same Susan Hall who lost her wallet on the train and then claimed sheโd been pickpocketed? That Susan Hall, yeah?
20 Mar 2024
๐จ NEW: Rishi Sunak on Sadiq Kahn: "London can certainly do better. The only way for pride to be restored in London is with Susan Hall asย itsย newย mayor" #PMQs
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
![To piss = to urinate
To piss off = to annoy OR to leave
A piss = a wee
A piece of piss = an easy task
(Lanky) streak of piss = a tall person
Piss off = go away OR who are you kidding
Piss off?? = You are joking??
Pissed off = annoyed OR left a place
Pissed off to = went to a place
Pissed oneself = laughed a lot
Pissed it down = it's raining hard
Pisses all over [thing] = is better than [thing]
Pissed out [everywhere] = a liquid leak of ferocity
Pissed = drunk](https://venexa.site/media/GJHo23XWgAALgNf.jpg)
ALT To piss = to urinate To piss off = to annoy OR to leave A piss = a wee A piece of piss = an easy task (Lanky) streak of piss = a tall person Piss off = go away OR who are you kidding Piss off?? = You are joking?? Pissed off = annoyed OR left a place Pissed off to = went to a place Pissed oneself = laughed a lot Pissed it down = it's raining hard Pisses all over [thing] = is better than [thing] Pissed out [everywhere] = a liquid leak of ferocity Pissed = drunk
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20 Mar 2024
Do homosexual people relate to images of rainbows in the way we're led to believe?
Because as a straight man I'm sick of the sight of them.
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๐ณ๏ธโ๐ Isaac Dix๐ณ๏ธโ๐ retweeted
20 Mar 2024
'But it's too narrow to pass a cyclist safely.' Do as you would a car - wait until it's safe then pass. This impatient BMW driver saved a few seconds which were more than made up for with a three hour driver awareness course. x.com/SaferRoadsYorks/statusโฆ
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