Lefty Clevelander. Got dunked on by Lebron in ‘00
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Adam Schumann retweeted
14 Apr 2020
I’m proud to endorse my friend @JoeBiden for President of the United States. Let's go: x.com/i/broadcasts/1PlJQmrlR…
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24 Nov 2019
My buddy doesn’t have twitter but wanted to reach out and let you know that it meant the world to him and his son that you stopped for a picture!
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27 Aug 2019
@taylorsschumann @schu_mania what enneagram # would be going to the grocery store to buy coffee, picking a new brand only to realize it's whole bean instead of ground when the cashier comments on how good this whole bean brand is. Except you don't have a grinder at home
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27 Aug 2019
But now there's a line behind you and even though you can see the coffee aisle you couldn't imagine inconveniencing the people behind you by leaving the line so you buy the whole bean and are now caffeine-less with a bag of great smelling, non-usable coffee?
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Adam Schumann retweeted
17 Feb 2019
“Build walls not schools” seems like the distillation of the 2019 Trump Republican Party
17 Feb 2019
When asked about military construction projects that could be cut, including a middle school in Kentucky, @LindseyGrahamSC says, “I would say it's better for the middle school kids in Kentucky to have a secure border...right now we've got a national emergency on our hands.”
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Adam Schumann retweeted
24 Jan 2019
Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this on the Senate floor.
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Adam Schumann retweeted
8 Jan 2019
"I never thought leopards would eat **MY** face" cries woman who voted for Leopards Eating People's Face Party.
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Adam Schumann retweeted
3 Jan 2019
The U.S. Treasury Department says that the national debt has increased by $2 trillion ($2,000,000,000,000) since President Trump took office on Jan. 20, 2017. That's with Republicans in control of the House and Senate. The national debt is now almost $22 trillion.
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29 Dec 2018
Run a little experiment: go back and check in with everyone who said you shouldn’t politicize school shootings or gun violence incidents out of respect for the victims
They have anything to say about Trump blaming democrats for the death of two children at the border?
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21 Dec 2018
Always remember Trump said he prefers war heroes who haven't been captured.
Now imagine Obama said that
Now take every trump supporter you know and if they didn't denounce and reject trump at that moment you get to dismiss their political opinions for the rest of your life
Adam Schumann retweeted
9 Nov 2018
Hillary Clinton is now...
(SPINS WHEEL)
...stealing an election in...
(SPINS WHEEL)
...Florida, despite having personally lost there two years ago, by sending...
(SPINS WHEEL)
...her lawyers, who nefariously want...
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...votes counted correctly?
9 Nov 2018
Hillary’s lawyers trying to steal Florida election. They are still counting(or creating)ballots just in Democratic Broward and Palm Beach. All other votes counted in the state. Court should disqualify votes counted only after all other counties were finished.
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Adam Schumann retweeted
26 Aug 2018
Please read David Foster Wallace, writing in 2000 better than most of us hacks, on what John McCain stirred in so many. Especially those who never served.
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Adam Schumann retweeted
21 Aug 2018
Joyce, a three-term congressman in Ohio's 14th district, previously voted 31 times to repeal the ACA -- something that until this year was bulleted on his campaign website. Now, his site doesn't mention Obamacare at all.
washingtonpost.com/news/powe… #OH14
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Adam Schumann retweeted
20 Jun 2018
I wrote about empathy becoming Orwellian: theatlantic.com/entertainmen…
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20 Jun 2018
This didn’t hold up x.com/secnielsen/status/1008…
17 Jun 2018
We do not have a policy of separating families at the border. Period.
18 Jun 2018
Has @davejoyce given his thoughts on his party's policy of separating parents from their infants at the border?
FiveThirtyEight has Joyce agreeing with Trump policies 96.3% of the time.
Time to elect @BetsyRaderOH so #OH14 sends compassion and empathy to congress
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4 Jun 2018
If these finals continue like this I'm going to need more @Mark25Price references in the telecasts to sooth the pain
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22 May 2018
Today in Republican deregulation:
Reversed an Obama era rule which barred hunters from baiting brown bears with bacon and doughnuts and using spotlights to shoot mother black bears and cubs hibernating in their den
16 Apr 2018
How's season 2?
Eh, it's getting a little heavy handed. x.com/eorden/status/98595345…
16 Apr 2018
Michael Cohen's previously unnamed third client is SEAN HANNITY.
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15 Apr 2018
Lawyers, they're listening to our calls so I have to use this vague tweet. Destroy evidence. Shred twice please. x.com/realdonaldtrump/status…
15 Apr 2018
Attorney Client privilege is now a thing of the past. I have many (too many!) lawyers and they are probably wondering when their offices, and even homes, are going to be raided with everything, including their phones and computers, taken. All lawyers are deflated and concerned!
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