Author of Somehow, Almost Everything, Help Thanks Wow, Bird by Bird & Traveling Mercies, as well as seven novels. Mother, grandmother, progressive.
Joined October 2011
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May 12
I just have to repost this. It might be my favorite thing ever. I think the little guy in the corner looks like the inside of our souls.
During what should be a quick nail trim, one groundhog seems to have already accepted its fate... while the other panics with every snip
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RT @KerryKennedyRFK: “We are not here to curse the darkness, but to light the candle that can guide us through that darkness to a safe and…
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This is a video from over 10 years ago but I still love it, having spent three wonderful summers as an ice cream truck driver when I was in college. Best job I ever had!
The ice cream man passed away… and every ice cream truck in the city pulled up like it was a final parade. Rest in peace...
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If I were in charge, I would have left OLD RUMP.
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A privacy screen! I love this so much. They didn’t want us to see it when it read RUMP.
They hung a curtain after 1 am to try to hide the letters being taken down. AP got a photo nonetheless, and this morning Trump’s name is completely GONE!
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Jun 13
"One can’t help but think that this is surely what the decline and fall of a republic looks like. Or—maybe it’s just what a low water mark looks like, one from which we are going to rise again?"
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Jun 12
Donald Trump didn’t look close enough at that reflection before posting this.
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Jun 12
This is exactly the conversation we want to have.
Being called a thug and the worst person ever to run for office by Donald Trump might be the highest compliment I have ever received.
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Jun 12
And is there a more miserable man on earth?
Jun 12
Progressives:
Remember that Elon’s wealth belongs to him
Yes, he has a lot of money
That doesn’t make it yours—or the government’s
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Jun 12
Some joy: the dumpster’s name is coming off the Kennedy Center. 👏👏
womp womp.
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Jun 12
I'm excited to do my first intimate pop-up book event in NYC on June 25th with BookTheWriter - tix and info here: events.humanitix.com/pop-up-…
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Jun 12
Hi God, it's me, Anne, and this is seriously th e last favor I will ever ask for:
Thunderstorms are currently forecasted for Trump’s birthday in Washington, DC this Sunday when the UFC fight is set to take place on the White House lawn.
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Jun 11
“Dear migrants, before I say any other word to you, I want to bow before your dignity.
“You are not numbers or case files.
“You are people — with a family and a home left behind, with dreams that no one has the right to scorn.” — Pope Leo XIV
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Jun 12
"This Sunday night’s UFC spectacle on the South Lawn...captures something about this moment in our history.
It's vulgar, violent, commercial, grandiose, tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump."
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Jun 11
CNN's resident fact-checker Daniel Dale hasn't conducted an on-air fact check of Trump in more than three months, a stretch that coincidentally began around the same time Paramount announced its merger with WBD
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Jun 10
Hegseth: "These Gitmo detainees should have been executed in my mind personally a long time ago"
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Jun 10
I need help with Pages on my iPad. Even with Apple Care help, I cannot figure out a way to have my documents AND some folders side by side.
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Jun 10
What?
ALT A graphic featuring Donald Trump making an "okay" sign with his right hand. Text on screen features a quote from Trump reading, "I love the inflation."
Jun 10
Q: Are you concerned about the latest inflation number?
Trump: No, I love it. The numbers were great. You know what I really love? I love the inflation.
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"We work hard, we enjoy life as we can, we endure. We try to help ourselves and one another. We try to be more present less petty. Some days go better than others." ~@ANNELAMOTT
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