Today on the first day of the new year, at exactly 7.37pm while leaving theatre my phone got snatched violently by a thief right outside the knh main theatre...

things i’d rather be called instead of a “wifey material” -gold digger -misandrist -cat lady -lesbian -evil witch -self centered

Men are not smart. We've already talked about this.

The making out/dead bedroom discourse is fascinating because once again women are saying “this is what I would like” and men are responding “you’re a fucking liar”

After watching the Polygamist, I have a question for MEN. As a man, What can a woman offer you so that you won't cheat or sleep around?

Na Pochi je? Buy goods? Paybill? Msitubebe kama hatujui kile mnafanya please

"Men just wanna come home and relax" So do women, why do men act like waiting stability, care, cleanliness, and meals is exclusive to that gender

So the phrase 'you act just like your father' isn’t even an insult anymore, it’s just a highly accurate cellular diagnosis.

Kuyo men will flirt with you by sending you funds to register a business 😭😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭I'm afraid, I'll fold 😭💀💀💀

“Always examine from the right hand side of the patient”

Hio concept ya "he's a good father but a terrible husband" mlitoa wapi ??? He's a terrible man Savannah!!!

Approaching me knowing you don’t give women money is wild.

The problem gentlemen is you think "rapist" means scary man in a hoodie lurking in an alleyway at 3am. Of course you'd block that guy. But it's the boyfriend you really loved who was angry that you hadn't wanted sex for two days and pinned you for the bed and then felt really bad about it. It's the really sweet guy backstage who you loved working with for the whole production who knew you only wanted to be friends and then got you drunk at the after party and raped you in a dressing room. It's the husband who whined and pleaded for sex long after you've said no for hours and refused to take no for an answer until you gave in every night for four years until you realised what it was. It's the childhood friend who knows your parents and is your brother's best mate who suddenly attacked you when you were 17 and then told you he'd be thrown out of Oxford if you said anything. It's the kind colleague who offered to drive you home from that conference when there was a train strike and then forced his hands into your pants in a lay-by and then threatened to leave you there at 3am if you didn't stop being a cockteasing bitch. We're not dumb. We see the constant attempts to make anything short of stranger with a knife made up, regret, our fault really, a matter of the woman not being clear. We know why you keep trying to make this 'not rape'. Because if coercion, marital rape, pressure, manipulation and exploitation count, then the comforting fantasy that rape is only ever a stranger with a knife falls apart.

"The true grail is to break an ambitious woman into wanting to be your wife and the mother of your kids." oh word?

RT @Symply_rhoda1: Sleeping with men for money makes you a hoe but sleeping with them for nothing makes you a nice person” -by men

Badala ya story mingi, i dare anyone to list the 23 apparent quarantine and treatment centres Ruto said are ready for handling Ebola and similar diseases!!! Actually, just list 10 ndio we show you what lies look like!!!

Does anyone else with ADHD have nerves of steel in a real emergency but need 47 minutes of mental preparation to send a two sentence email?

Hey babe…a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. Not a special being

RT @whodfisastro: Go further and ask “why would you think it was okay to say that to me?” And watch them stutter.