Cybersecurity pro šŸ’», fitness fanatic šŸ’Ŗ, and certified pentesting machine šŸ¤–. OSCP, OSCE3, GXPN. Ready to pwn and hit new PRs šŸš€. #pentesting #crossfit

Joined March 2023
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POV: you're still using GitHub Copilot after June 1st, 2026
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Last post: recover stack-initialised constants from stripped binaries. This post: do it without leaving IDA. Ctrl-Alt-K. Sortable chooser. Jump to address. Repeatable comment in the listing. ~300 lines, one file, drops into ~/.idapro/plugins/ medium.com/p/building-an-ida… #ReverseEngineering #IDA #BinaryAnalysis #OffensiveSecurity #SecurityResearch
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strings ./target | grep passphrase → nothing The passphrase is still in the binary. Compilers don't emit local double arrays as contiguous .rodata blobs. They deduplicate, scatter, and rebuild at runtime via movsd chains. The data only exists in disassembly order. New post: recovering it with ~120 lines of Python. levelup.gitconnected.com/rec… #ReverseEngineering #BinaryAnalysis #OffensiveSecurity #Capstone #SecurityResearch
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USING Claude Opus 4.7 TO CENTER A DIV
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Love ordering from @McDonaldsUK on @ubereats_uk, waiting 90 minutes to get food that had been sitting out for an hour cold and stale. #FuckYou
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hey @AnthropicAI my Documents folder is a symlink to a folder on an external drive, Why cant co-work access external drives? Thats a significant limitation.
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there's an AWS outage in me-central-1 because it got bombed
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Safety and Alignment at Meta....
Nothing humbles you like telling your OpenClaw ā€œconfirm before actingā€ and watching it speedrun deleting your inbox. I couldn’t stop it from my phone. I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb.
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The Gauntlet: Arctic Howl ā„ļøāš”ļø The countdown has begun. Brace yourself for an icy battle for limited-edition prizes across 4 frozen scenarios, with the first mission dropping on March 4. šŸ’„ 4 (defensive) scenarios šŸ† Limited-edition prizes up for grabs 🧠 First PWN bonuses šŸŽ® Free entry via Proving Grounds āž”ļø Register here: offsec.com/events/the-gauntl… āž”ļø Event here: portal.offsec.com/events/554…
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Hey @AmazonUK how is this a valid proof of delivery
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Keiran Smith retweeted
Bluetooth was invented in 1994. Please use it, because the rest of the carriage really doesn't need to know what Sandra said. šŸŽ§
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Bushman at @UberEats support isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Apparently I’ve to call the restaurant about an order they don’t know about. The cancel options take me to an AI chatbot that connected me to this clown #Uber #UberEats #SupportFail
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If this was any other manufacturer the headline would have been Car crashed into tree not "@Tesla crashes into tree" @SkyNews do better and stop spreading hate. I've never seen a heading "after Vauxhall crashes into tree" #ShitJournalism #CarCrash #TeslaHate news.sky.com/story/two-teena…
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7 Dec 2025
It’s bad enough that @Morrisons charge 40p for a paper bag that doesn’t last if they get slightly damp. Their Livingston Store only has Ā£2.50 reusable bags most of the time. Their bag charge was brought in and most companies donated it to charity at most 10p. Now it’s all for the profit. #Robbed #DaylightRobbey #Disgraceful
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Hey @SICK_de @MITREcorp cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-202… "4.1.13 The state of a Product being EOL, by itself, MUST NOT be determined to be a Vulnerability."

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Hey @Infoblox how many god damn times do I need to unsubscribe from your newsletter #StopSpam #Spam #Unsolicited
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To mark #WorldMentalHealthDay, we’re investing Ā£50 million to improve mental health research and treatment 🧠🄼 This funding will unlock access to world-class UK health data and facilities, helping researchers deliver crucial breakthroughs and improve care for millions.
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