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Genuinely hilarious that the only game they ended up losing in 2 entire months was when that decrepit mango showed up
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Donald Trump's age is officially higher than his IQ.
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Happy Birthday President Trump 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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new york elected a woke mayor and nothing has gone wrong for them since
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Nobody wants a city on Mars. Nobody wants AI in every app. Nobody wants a robot butler. Nobody wants data centers everywhere. Nobody wants flying cars or humanoid robots. We want clean water, we want bees to survive, and we want a habitable planet.
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Put it in the Twitter hall of fame
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80 is the new 105. May your day be filled with algae, dark clouds and severe thunderstorms, you miserable fat fuck.
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Mar 21
Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.
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Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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NEWS: DCA is currently on a ground stop and has been temporarily closed “for an event.”
Planes set to land at DC’s airport have alerted their passengers.
This comes after we at @MeidasTouch reported pilots are filing safety reports due to the lights from Trump’s UFC octagon.
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Tried to Destroy Iran 🇮🇷 : FAILED
Tried to Sanctions China 🇨🇳 : FAILED
Tried to take Greenland 🇬🇱 : FAILED
Tried to Control the Hormuz : FAILED
Tried to Control inflation : FAILED
Tried to Control NATO : FAILED
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Jun 12
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Don Lemon on Trump supporters: “You dumb fucks. You desecrate the flag by putting it on everything. The Donald Trump merch you sell at the stupid rallies. That is desecration of the flag. You buy all the stuff that Donald Trump uses to co-opt you and make money off of you. You pay his legal bills. It’s nonsensical”
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Jun 13
We will not stop until the $1.8 billion “slush fund” for individuals who committed crimes on January 6th is permanently barred.
Period.
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Jun 13
Joe Biden pardoned thousands of pot smokers so they could spend quality time with their families and communities
Trump pardoned violent insurrectionists so they could terrorize their families and communities
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On the eve of his 80th birthday, please keep this in mind.
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ok witches
it’s time
UFC Freedom 250 includes 'slight' risk of tornadoes, hail at White House usatoday.com/story/sports/uf…
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Trump is vindictive fragile little fuck who simply cannot come to terms with the fact that Obama is a brilliant, dignified, class act who is superior to him in every way.
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