Relationship dey kîll privacy bro You fit dey reason life as man, make dey plaster you video call by 11pm If you no pick - "Oh so you're online and you don't want to talk to me If you pick, off camera - "Let me see your face or you're not alone" If you pick and you no flow with the talk - "If you're not in the mood to talk, you could have just said so and not pick up" God please😭😭

🚨 Rúben Amorim, ready to accept all conditions discussed with AC Milan to become the new manager. He wants the job and waiting for final green light from Milan. 🔴⚫️🇵🇹

If you tell her this is why you want to break up, she would go tell her friends you broke up over shawarma.

I used to buy two shawarma when i was dating my now ex girlfriend every week. One for her and one for me when money enters my hand. We dated for four years. I was broke one good week, she went to buy one shawarma and turned her back to me until she was done eating it.

man go dey struggle. woman go reduce her billing. for her mind she dey help the man.😆😆

lol, please define “best life” I hope you don’t mean partying, drinking and man hopping

World's 14 Craziest Places Scientists Can't Explain

Them don use money bouquet traumatise this guy! 😭💔

After killing a cockroach The ants 2 minutes later:

Someone said if it comes to “South Africa Vs Morocco” they will support “Vs” 💀💀💀

i highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily

The next roach or next man lmaoaoaoa aite

Never skip a low quality video 🤣🤣🤣

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

ma nouvelle création : l’ail pensif

them don tell kiyomasa “but i didn’t ask you to do it for me”😭

I spent ₦80,000 to sew a suit for my friend's wedding, and he replaced me with his other friends who had just returned from the UK. We had been planning the wedding together for months. I followed him around the market to buy things, helped him book the MC and the DJ, and assisted with several other preparations. Then, a day before the wedding, he called me and said I shouldn't be among the groomsmen anymore. Instead, he wanted me to help look after the drinks during the event. I had spent ₦80,000 on a suit simply because he was my good friend. And now he's dropping me, probably because the other guys are richer. I didn't argue with him. I ended the call and never attended the wedding.

RT @ayanyx: 8yr old niece just said there’s a country in the world cup called “doctor congo”

Dangerous is the man who have the options of hoes but choose to have none.