On this day in 2003, Andy Serkis accepted Gollum’s MTV Movie Award for Best Virtual Performance and turned it into one of the greatest acceptance speeches ever. It was so good it won a Hugo Award the next year for Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form.

HEY @amazon @AmazonMGMStudio I REFUSE to believe that the original creators of #Stargate would have created something that wouldn't have had broad appeal. They are extremely talented people that created one of the biggest franchises in our time. REVERSE this decision! LET THEM SHOW YOU AND US WHAT THEY CREATED. Look at what is happening to Disney Star Wars at the box office right now. Look at how the new Star Trek Academy went. WHY do you keep making the same mistakes?!? IT'S NOT TOO LATE. LET GERO, JOE AND THE OG'S COOK!

This is what AI is good for! 🤣🏁

Did Paul Crawley seriously just ask Keiran Foran if he wanted to be a career coach on the day he signs a multi year deal to coach Manly? Thus guy is a flog.

Does anyone know how to turn off autoplay videos? I didnt turn it on, but, whenever I see a video pop up on feed, it starts playing automatically.

So, Cleary is the best halfback NSW have? When will he stand up and do something besides ask for Munsters autograph as he runs past him?

My grandfather said he’d never move into a retirement home. He said, “Too expensive… and the food tastes like someone boiled sadness.” Instead, he checked into a beachfront hotel. We asked, “Grandpa, isn’t that even more expensive?” He smiled and said, “Not really. At the retirement home, I’d pay $200 a day for cold meatloaf and no visitors. But here? For $150 a day, I get ocean views, room service, fresh towels, a pool… …and suddenly all my grandkids remember I exist every weekend.” Then he leaned back in his chair and delivered the final line like a mob boss: “And if I die in the hotel lobby, the manager will actually look disappointed. But at the nursing home? They just call it Tuesday.”

Drinkwater has 2HANDS. The other hand was still on the ball. How is that not a try?

My grandad was taken to hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him, "Do you know where you are?" He said, "I’m in hospital." The doctor said, "What city are you in?" He replied, "Sydney." The doctor says, "Do you know who I am?" He said, "Dr Jones."

Went to Tesco this morning and the cashier told me my bill was €134.70. So I put it all back into the trolley and went to the self check out…… I got the lot down to €46.25.

Fox footy offers "No ad during gameplay". What a joke. Between the "Red Bull Momentum Tracker", the "Zinger Mic", the "Harvey Norman replay", or, "the Westpac Red Zone" and let's not forget "VB Hard Earned", how many other "ads" can we get in our "ad free entertainment"?

A hacker called me and said he had all of my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said 'Thank God for that, what are they?'

THIS IS HOW YOU INTERVIEW TRUMP AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO AND WHAT HE IS ✊✊✊✊

Does anyone want to tell these NRL players that, when you drop the ball and the ref blows his whistle, we all know it was you. No need to put your hand up, we were watching you drop it.

So, ref's must now take into account if a player is injured, amd the severity, before deciding whether to just place someone on report, or bin them. Unless, they play for Storm, or they are opposing Penrith etc. Good old rugba leeg....never change

Was Hopoate in thr middle of a beauty treatment before kickoff? He looks like he left the wax strip's in his arms. #NRL

So great to see the Bulldogs NFL side on display tonight. Their passing yardage is becoming enormous. Might be a league record.

Former Parramatta, Penrith, NSW and Australian winger Neville Glover has died after a short illness at the age of 70. Glover played 132 first-grade games from 1975-1983, representing Australia and NSW in 1978. He was also picked in Parra's legends team in 2002. @BulldogRitchie

Now, I'm an Eels fan, but, there is absolutely no way Pezet would have scored that try. Even if he caught that ball, Gutho was right there and I remember how many tries Gutho saved for us when it looked hopeless.

If Alex Johnston scores this weekend against the Tigers, are fans allowed to storm the field to help him celebrate breaking the all time try scoring record? #PieceOfHistory